Golden Goat

So, here's how the OP came about: My wife, daughter and I were sitting in a crowded waiting room at the PEDIATRICIAN'S office when I made the mistake of checking ESPN. She'd finished filling out paperwork, and happened to be glancing in the direction of my phone. Now, a naked dude on my phone would have be tough to explain under normal circumstances... but surrounded by 20 people? This, on the heels of her seeing a TBD ad about a month ago with a scantily-clad Asian woman asking me if I wanted to "meet Asian women like her." That would have been infinitely easier to explain if my wife was not Asian...

Not to pile on, but I really don't know what they're thinking. They didn't take into account that two friends might want to join the same league. This was possible in previous years with the draft lobby. Now it's a random insertion into a league that's drafting in 2 minutes. Buddy and I did three drafts last night and had to leave/join/leave/join more than 100 times total until we got in the same leagues. I hope they fix this crap for next year.

Damn, I'd be really torn on this, too. Under normal circumstances, I'd go with NFL experience over unknown commodity in a first game. But the Bears defense isn't a normal circumstance, Aaron Rodgers is usually ice cold to start the season, and they're playing in Chicago. I'd play Montgomery.

LOVE the Kamara pick. I drafted first in two leagues and took him both times. Absolutely no second thoughts. If Cook stays healthy, he could easily be a back-end RB1 by season's end. Michel will work wonders for you on weeks that James White doesn't work wonders for someone else. I didn't touch Evans this year, but that has more to do with my lack of faith in Winston, who can get hot (and cold) at any time. Hooper is boom or bust. He puts up back-end TE1 numbers when he's part of the game plan. Then there are the other eight games... I'm not as sold on the Browns as others are, but they certainly have the talent to do big things. Love Singletary for obvious reasons. Justin Jackson is the flavor of the week, and a great bench stash given the Melvin Gordon mess. Overall, pretty damn solid!

Insult to injury: The guy for whom they traded multiple top prospects took the loss. Again.

I just want the ***** Mets-Nats score, okay???

/season

Possible, but unlikely. Why? Allen could have gotten Sills V on the 53-man roster if he really, really wanted to. ?

I fear the death toll will be ridiculous once they're able to get out and have a better look. Some of the photos I'm seeing look like the aftermath of F5 touchdowns -- on entire villages. Factor in the storm surge and it's unfathomable.

I HATE HIS ***** GUTS. But there he was in the middle of the sixth, so... I thought demoting him to Flex would somehow make me feel less dirty, but...

The only thing I liked about Bray Wyatt's old character was the fact that his real-life brother is Bo Dallas. (Bo bugs the everloving ***** out of my wife, which makes him awesome in my book). I always thought Bray was super talented on the mic, but I just didn't get the character. It seemed way too scattered. This version, though -- I think it could be one of creative's biggest home-run makeovers since Mean Mark Calaway. Looking forward to seeing how it evolves. I think he's going to squash Rollins to win the title at Survivor Series. It won't quite be a Goldberg-Lesnar squash, but close.

Grand Bahama Island before/after:

I'm still here, but I prefer to poke my BVW voodoo doll in the shadows...

Jabba the Hutt in drag. ***** her.

He finally gets to play for a New York team.

You mean gangbanging?

I know it well -- Went to Spanish River High School. Stay safe. ?

Think you'll be ready in time for the opener?

I'm sure I'll get used to it, but I don't like this much change at one time. What say you?

I think Zeke signs by tomorrow. I'm avoiding Melvin Gordon like the plague.