Golden Goat

"... I deeply apologize for having been caught..."

Shoulda happened on Tuesday.

Hopefully some bigger hits next week seal the deal.

You're comparing a college kid who has proven nothing at the NFL level to a HOFer. We're done here. ? Oh, and maybe cut down on the "are you old enough" crap. It makes you look like you're -- not old enough.

How does he survive a few seasons?

I'd agree if they had a couple of cornerstones/pieces in place. They traded all of those away. He's going to get massacred.

I don't care which QB Miami drafts. Who will he throw to? Who will protect him? Who's there to ensure he isn't carted off the field by Week 4?

I've had nothing but love for Cincy since they broke our streak. Would love to see them turn things around starting next week.

Julio Jones

Did ya win?

That's some rough ***** sex right there.

He has Dolphins stank all over him. ?

I sure wish I had him in today instead of Drew Brees...

Fitz gonna Fitz...

AB whining like a b*tch on every incompletion... ?

Did Ramsey take a dive like he did against Tennessee?

Am I reading the box score correctly? Barely into the second quarter and Allen has completions to eight different receivers?

Are you tempted to start Watkins this week with Hill out?

I just saw in the box score that it was suspended, and wondered why...

An opponent named his team "Mean Gurleys" in last year's league. I got a kick out of that.

Beat an arch enemy by a tenth of a point? Clobber a clueless homer by 100? Start Hollywood Brown over Davante Adams? Well, you've finally found someone other than you who gives a crap! Yup, this a 100% LAMP thread. Let's have some fun with it. Post screenshots of 2019 FFL stuff you're proud of, and let us know why you're worthy. ****** I'm proud of this because it's my highest-ever 10-team Week 1 total. But the real bliss is that I beat my best friend -- the best man at my wedding -- like a rented ***** mule, after he mercilessly ridiculed me for my "total reach" of Ekeler in the 8th. Your turn...

Your dad was Tom Petty? ?

Didn't Sanchez get mono after the butt fumble?

I am hoping the mods get that reference. I believe they will -- but...

I'm probably the only one, but -- My eyes went right here.