Golden Goat

Lonnie Johnson was the only Bill to ever make me punch a concrete wall. Repeatedly.

Hey, show a little respect. Tyrod completed 100% of his passes today.

Once dated a child psychologist. Turned out being the craziest b*tch I ever met. She'd park her car about 200 feet away from my house and not move for hours. And this was AFTER we broke up. Imagine during the relationship!

I just rostered Chris Thompson in every league (10-team PPRs). He was a fantasy monster two years ago before his injury -- like the RB version of Tyreek Hill at the time. Now healthy, he's quietly averaged 13 PPR points per game, and has been targeted heavily in the passing game. With Guice done and AP looking very much like a 34-year-old -- and a few top RBs on byes -- I'm flexing Thompson this week at the Giants with confidence. I also think he could pay dividends around playoff time when I'll need to sit some starters. *** Who ya got?

Too few quality TEs and WR is deep this year. I'd do it.

That sounds an awful lot like an invitation... Maybe their goal was to get people talking, good or bad -- the "no such thing as bad publicity" mentality. (I personally agree it's lame af).

I've had it, and you're right -- it sucks! But I'll take it over, say, two torn achilles tendons.

Notice how he avoids the saltwater variety. *COUGH* CLOSET MARLINS FAN *COUGH*

For my flex spot in a crazy-competitive 10-team PPR league where I need every point. Emotion aside, I'm leaning toward Edelman. Thoughts welcome.

@Sherlock Holmes, I swear I almost tagged you on this but I said, "The poor guy has been through enough..."

Sills V is with the Giants and I believe Easley is a free agent. Someone correct if wrong, please...

I'm waiting for @Lurker to chime in. ?

Helluva catch by Metcalf. Too bad time expired.

Once again, completions to 8 different receivers before halftime...

Rosen out for now...

I hope they get the 3rd draft pick and the 2 teams before them take the top 2 QBs.

Rosen nearly got Hurns killed... 2019 2017

I swear -- every time I see that I think "Looking For GM." You get me all hot and heavy only to pour a bucket of icewater over my head.

It's still baseball season?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9954708/el-chapo-kim-k-female-assassins-mexico-drugs/

First-ever XFL HOFer?

Huh. The devil DOES have a soul.

When's he going to apologize for these costumes?

LET'S GO... ? I can't, in good conscience, turn this game on.