Golden Goat

So all the polls that said it was 'THISCLOSE' were wrong? Impossible. ?

"City folks just dooooooon't get it."

Harvard-Harris poll: Hillary top choice for nomination ? She's mine, too!

Hillary Clinton lost because she's a cold, unrelatable shrew of a candidate. Pretty much any other moderate would have won that election. But bring on Bernie, by all means.

Sure, if you don't take into account the 5%+++ votes they'll lose for nominating a socialist lunatic.

That early waiver claim gave him a second chance. He controls his own destiny.

Here's another photo. Would ya still?

I love watching them lose on national TV.

Not Crazy: Democrats will have a contested convention. Crazy: Liberals will 'get' the electoral college. Really crazy: I'll meet someone who likes Laffy Taffy.

Source: Wheeler a Philly 5 years, $118M

Maybe if he pinky-swore.

Pick #32

Right Josh gets game ball, Wrong Josh watched from the sidelines, That’s how it’s done, scrub

How is it only halftime? Feels like late 4th quarter.

Reverse that ****

My dream scenario has Miami winning just enough games to pick #3, with the teams in front of them desperately needing QBs. GO BENGALS!!!!

The rest of this season and half of next.

He's bad, but I'll take him over Bob ****ing Beckel.

If we don’t win this, And convincingly, I'd add, Screw playoffs; We're bad.

Fins trying to tank, It’s our pleasure to oblige, Next year: rinse, repeat!

"Doctors at Kendall Regional did not report on the man’s explanation for inserting a screwdriver into his behind, but in their report, Dr. Shaban wrote, “The most common reason, by far, for anal foreign body insertion is sexual pleasure.” Ya think? ?

Fiscally: conservative Socially: depends on the issue I largely agree with the OP (nice job, BTW!) Immigration Don't like our immigration laws? Vote to change them, then follow those laws. Till then? Follow our freaking laws – as in all of them – not just those that are politically expedient. Abortion Seems to be a hot-button topic for Christians and Catholics, of which I am neither. I – I just don’t care. Do what you want. Spare me the details, please. (Don't ask, don't tell?) Marijuana Legalize nationally for recreational use. Tax the crap out of it. If you want to smoke, vape, etc. – go for it. That’s your choice. But don’t blame businesses that refuse to employ you if your choice goes against their policy. That's their choice. Reparations Egypt and Germany owe me and my people a ****load of money!!! As soon as those checks clear, I'll send mine! Ridiculous. I’m a first-generation American. Why should I have to pay? Why should my Green Card-holding Asian wife? Don't ****ing punish us for something our ancestors never did. Would I vote for a Democrat? Democrat? Yes. Socialist? Never. Put forth a candidate who hasn’t hijacked the loony express and I’ll gladly listen to what he or she has to say. That person doesn’t (yet) exist in the field. Edit: Term Limits **** yes. Yesterday.