Golden Goat

Trust me, they'll clear 20 city blocks.

Organize a job fair outside the barricades. Done.

Ahab the Arab (pronounced Ay-Rab) -- Ray Stevens

Short people got no reasonTo live They got little handsAnd little eyesAnd they walk aroundTellin' great big liesThey got little nosesAnd tiny little teethThey wear platform shoesOn their nasty little feet

I'm fine changing the title, as that's what I was going for. Ever see the video for that song? The guy with the pitchfork disturbs me.

And if that wasn't bad enough -- He made her a prostitute!

Guns 'n Roses -- "One in a Million" Axl had to be tripping balls when he wrote that.

The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun by.... ummm... someone in the early 80s.

Seventeen - Winger ? And just when I thought she was comin' to my doorShe whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said I'm only seventeen (seventeen)But I'll show you love like you've never seenShe's only seventeen (seventeen)Daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me

"Johnny Get Angry" -- Joanie Sommers Oh, Johnny get angry, Johnny get madGive me the biggest lecture I ever hadI want a brave man, I want a cave manJohnny, show me that you care, really care for me… In other words, "Mansplain while roughing me up. Then I'll know you love me." ?

FIFT

Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones

Money for Nothing - Dire Straits Island Woman - Elton John Yours?

I don't miss it one bit.

PhotoShop. Nobody's dumb enough to wear a Mets shirt on a Bronx subway. Now to my original point:

You clearly know nothing of my politics. Lighten up, dbag.

***** the Patriots*. Sex.

The Patriots won't be nearly as bad as many are predicting. Bill > Tom

157 years ago today, West Virginia became the 35th state of the union. 157 years from now, nobody will care, either.

I wonder how Marshawn feels about this.

Biden: “My single greatest concern: This president’s going to try and steal this election,” Biden said on “The Daily Show with Trevor Noah,” which aired Wednesday night." https://apnews.com/a6ecf1870e2512ab2d43d2e54d724fb9 2020's version of "They gonna put y'all back in chains!"

With the 19th pick in the 2020 MLB draft, the New York Mets select PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG, CF, PREP 19. New York Mets: Pete Crow-Armstrong, CF, Harvard-Westlake HS (California) Who is Crow-Armstrong? The son of two actors, Crow-Armstrong is from the same prep school that produced Lucas Giolito, Max Fried and Jack Flaherty. He has long been on scouts' radar and has played for the 12U, 15U and 18U national teams. The left-handed hitter is more hit than power right now, with scouts disagreeing on the long-term impact of his power. But he's a plus defender and runner who can handle center field. Why the Mets took him here: Crow-Armstrong looks the part of future big league outfielder. He has a great pedigree for a future star -- and his mother played the mother in the movie "Little Big League." He's also been talked about as a top prospect in this draft since he first popped on the radar as a California prep star. The big question is if his power will develop to match the rest of his skills. If it does, he's an all-around outfielder worthy of a much higher spot in this draft. -- Mullen https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/29260677/2020-mlb-draft-tracker-live-updates-first-round-picks-analysis-highlights

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