ComradeKayAdams

Pretty sure that you are an imperialist, silverite, and scoundrel of the highest order.

Yes, Sanders definitely needs to be in the conversation! Several online scouting reports make direct comparisons between him and Tremaine Edmunds. He probably has the highest ceiling of all the LB’s in this draft and would be a nice chess piece who can also effectively rush the passer. Campbell, meanwhile, seems to have the highest floor of them all. His scouting reports scream “PROCESS.” If Coach McDermott was a linebacker in his early 20’s, he would be Jack Campbell. Simpson could work as an ILB, too, if the Bills make a few schematic changes to Frazier’s defense. He seems to compare more with Milano in skillset than Edmunds. I don’t know if any of the other LB draft prospects represent much of a physical talent upgrade over Dodson and Bernard. It also doesn’t look like there is a mutual interest between Beane and Bobby Wagner. If the Bills do choose to go with a rookie MLB starter, I would at least prepare Hyde (or Milano or Poyer) to wear the green dot and let the rookie focus on adjusting to the NFL and to McDermott’s defense.

It’s nothing more than political gamesmanship and posturing. The GOP is virtue signaling to its base so to keep them energized and active for the upcoming primaries. They’re also virtue signaling to undecided independents and economic libertarians alike, reminding them that the GOP is the purported party of fiscal responsibility and personal accountability while the Dems are the party of reckless spending and freeloading. Now do I think this is an effective political strategy? No, absolutely not, because it will probably do more to energize the Dem base and because polling data indicates that Americans are strongly unreceptive to a 30% national sales tax replacement. Moreover, economists will inevitably make their rounds in the media to obliterate the merit of this tax policy. And rightfully so…you can’t switch to a highly regressive taxation system in the midst of high inflation and low levels of personal/family unit savings. It will crush the working class, the poor, the retired, and significant portions of the middle class. We have an economy driven mostly by consumer spending, so this will halt/reverse economic growth and destroy investment portfolios. If all this national sales tax talk somehow persists beyond the primaries and - even worse – actually gains traction in Congress, then our country needs to hold some earnest public debates on some very fundamental concepts, namely the diminishing marginal utility of wealth and the philosophy of “fair share” with regards to labor. Oh and throw in as much fiscal policy and monetary policy as possible, really, since we’re talking about taxes and inflation. Basically just a lot less drag queen story hour in the news and a lot more macroeconomics discussion. EDIT: silly spelling mistake.

But is it an ethnic slur or not? And if so, which ethnicity? Fine. But now I’m retracting my apology, so now you’ve just declined NOTHING. Ha! Specious reasoning, Mr. Skin-erd. You’re deliberately narrowing the scope of the debate so that the orange-colored apple of your political eye can shirk blame. For the sake of the argument, let’s suppose that the NTSB review reaches an indisputable conclusion that no additional regulations would have prevented or mitigated the East Palestine train disaster…no ECP brakes, no extra mandatory train workers, etc… The next question that naturally follows is more general and far more important: do the railway regulations that were fully overturned during the Trump administration still have merit? Answer: yes, of course! All of the extensive inquiries that led up to the mid-2010’s Congressional push for ECP/other railway regulation are still there! On one side was a very large conglomerate of engineering consultants, safety analysts, and labor experts with no conflicting interests. On the other were a small handful of hired lobbyists from a few railway companies. Regulation advocates, pro-labor groups, and environmentalists still have many hundreds of damning case studies compiled on railway accidents (almost all of lesser impact than the East Palestine one, sure…though you should read about the 2013 one in Lac-Megantic…yikes…). These case studies also parallel the number of environmental disasters that can be directly traced back to the Trump administration’s castration of the EPA. Summary: even if all your little deregulatory neoliberal zealot friends were to somehow “win” this round in East Palestine, dear Leh-nerd, you’ve still lost the war. The leftist revolution is coming. Join Commie Kay now or perish. Stop right there! Leh-ny, you’re out of your element. We both know that ethical fashion is comfortably situated in my wheelhouse and flotsam far away from yours. Whenever you’re ready to drop the omnivorous haughtiness and open your eyes and expand your heart, we can begin a more proper (i.e. unidirectionally didactic) conversation on your tragic sartorial choices. LOL! Oh, I can believe it. B!tches be cray-cray in the modern day-day. But to be called a “d!ck” in the hallowed genteel confines of an internet pro football message board?? Woah!! You must have done something particularly egregious, like suggesting the fraudulence of anthropogenic climate change based on an easily debunked blog article from “Watts Up With That?” and a barely-passing-grade command of middle school science. Something like that would be grounds for a swift slap to the pen!s and (not one but TWO) firm smacks on EACH buttock, IMO. Count your blessings, Leh-nerd. What a delicious metaphor! One might say that this thread has been the Moroccan chickpea soup in our conversational history recipe book.

Oh wow! Good afternoon, SoCal Deek, and thank you for the very surprising compliment! Yes, I wrote that poem early this morning. I personally don’t think the poetic meter came out so well, but I did the best I could, given my morning time constraints. Look! You see? The two us can be civil to each other! There is hope. I’ve always appreciated your architecture expertise and your career business executive experience. Sometimes I wish you would appreciate more the effort I take to convey leftist perspectives on complex subjects. But no biggie. It’s all water under the bridge, as they say. I hope you and yours have a great weekend, SoCal Deek. Where do I even begin with this… Ethnic slurs?! If you are referring to “jabroni,” know that the literal definition of that word is a “foolish or contemptible person.” If there is an ethnic connotation to the word, then that is unpleasant news to me. Race baiting?? The “suspicious of blacks” remark was meant to be tongue-in-cheek. Really, I just needed something that rhymed with “facts.” No, I don’t think the PPP regulars specifically here are racist. So yes, I will kindly apologize to everyone for that remark. Broad generalizations?? Are you getting into anything substantive here, concerning the East Palestine train crash? Shallow?? Okay, now I’m starting to get pissed. If you’re in the business now of policing my posts, then let’s delve into the “hate LGBTQ” remark because, yes, I do fully stand by that one. A number of people here are openly homophobic and most are very much openly transphobic…insinuations of groomers and pedophiles, castigations of mental illness and freakdom, etc… Why don’t I ever see you policing THEIR posts? Unless you agree with them there, in which case would you like me to carefully explain once more the science behind sexual orientation and gender identity? What’s your deal today, Leh-nerd? Normally you’re so jovial and open to repartee. All the perks that come with your subscription to the CKA newsletter (the incisive Buffalo pro sports analyses, the titillatingly subversive far-left political commentary, the vegan dietary counseling, the cosmopolitan fashion advice, etc.) also come with a fair amount of irreverence and potty humor. You KNOW this. It’s all part of the full Commie Kay experience. So why all the hypersensitivity today? Anyway…whatevs. Have a good weekend, Leh-nerd! Where do you think I went wrong in my commentary? I’ve been following this news event very closely.

Oh my Gawd…seriously?! I am surrounded by F*&^$%# JABRONIS… So then why didn’t Trump just push for stronger regulations than Obama’s?? Federal mandates for ECP brakes and additional railway workers on watch would have easily prevented the disaster in East Palestine, regardless of the train’s cargo status as “high hazard flammable freight” or “mixed freight.” Ugh…my third and final post in this thread…I’ll try explaining it YET AGAIN, though this time in a somewhat acerbic poetic form: Jabronis up above, jabronis down below. Jabroni political hacks, jabronis cognitively slow. Jabronis in the “center,” jabronis on the right. Jabronis kept in dark, jabronis can’t see light. Kay does not like green eggs and ham. Not a fan of her poetry?? KAY DON’T GIVE A DAMN. Go grab a cup o’ Joe. Please try to stay awake. Not referring to President Biden; think unions and an ECP brake! The East Palestine disaster is corruption of the bipartisan kind. Blame Democrats or Republicans while corporate media pays it no mind. The railway industry owns the government, yes unfortunately, By throwing around “campaign donations” (a.k.a. bribes to you and me). This happened under Barack and is happening under Joe. And Buttigieg is an utter failure, as his response was too slow. But let’s not forget The Donald’s culpability in this horrific mess! His presidential legacy and moral compass we must reassess: A culture of deregulation and union-busting, with corporate profits galore! A classic tale of American corruption, neoliberalism at the core. Donald’s ego in the middle, humans and the environment at the fringe. With a campaign stunt stop at McDonald’s, on water bottles/MAGA hats they did binge. Jabronis don’t learn, jabronis don’t read. Jabronis don’t think, jabronis I hope won’t breed. Jabronis hate logic, jabronis hate facts. Jabronis hate LGBTQ, jabronis are probably also suspicious of blacks. Oh jabronis, jabronis, everywhere. Oh jabronis, jabronis, over there. Oh jabronis, jabronis, posting without fear. Oh jabronis, jabronis, STOP POSTING YOUR TRASHY UNVETTED RIGHT-WING SOURCES AND INANE SOCIAL MEDIA LINKS HERE!!!

I would go with his 1993 season: he led the league in scoring, was the MVP in the championship final, and was the most important player on arguably the best and most historically significant team in pro lacrosse history. That 1993 Bandits team was the one that went undefeated and featured so many future Hall of Famers and future head coaches/GM's that went on to shape the entire NLL. Many consider John Tavares (who is the uncle of the Maple Leafs hockey player with the same name) to be the greatest lacrosse player ever. By the way, keep an eye on Buffalo's "Great" Dhane Smith this season! With 10 of 18 games completed, Dhane is currently on pace to break the NLL's points and assists records for the regular season....records that Dhane himself currently holds: 137 points in his first MVP season (2016) and 94 assists in his second MVP season (2022). When all is said and done, Dhane Smith is the Bandit who may very well become known as the greatest pro lacrosse player ever!

Taxpayers “OTHER THAN” me? So you’re calling me a freeloader? I’m in the fourth federal income bracket and live in the middle of NYC. Sure, I would happily pay more taxes if it means M4A. Even on a selfish level, it would save me a lot of hassle and money on health care costs over the course of my lifetime. But yes, like you said, why squabble over trivial matters…such as any productive political conversation with you. I’ve patiently and politely explained multiple times to you concepts in macroeconomics like flat taxes and why they don’t work and why no one in the modern industrialized world implements them. Unfortunately, your reading comprehension and attention span are far too poor for anything to process. So please stop responding to my posts ever again and please block me now if you think you’ll be unable to resist stalking me again in the future. I find you obnoxious and incapable of anything beyond childish personal attacks. You can go stick to your apparent raison d’etre here, which is insulting Tibsy and BillStime and bragging how wealthy and therefore how much better you are than everyone else here…like the fake little Christian that you are.

You replied to an Ohio train crash article and stated that leftists are bad with solutions to problems??!! Clearly you are not following this news event closely, nor did you read my previous post in the thread… Leftists already came up with two good solutions a decade ago that could have prevented train crashes like this one: 1. Laws mandating electronically controlled pneumatic (ECP) brakes installed on all freight trains carrying hazardous materials. 2. A series of pro-railway worker labor laws that would have mandated more workers and better work conditions at better pay. Guess who fully repealed these laws? The Trump administration. Guess which party is typically more anti-regulation and anti-labor union? The GOP. “Woke” culture has nothing to do with any of this! While it’s perfectly reasonable to criticize Buttigieg’s handling of the situation, federal administrative incompetence has always transcended sexual orientation identifiers in American politics. This is WAAAY bigger than “woke” politics. This is about the one-party corporate oligarchy that has fully ensnared the United States. This is about way-too-powerful lobbyists and a corrupt Fourth Estate. This is about supply-side macroeconomics models failing American citizens. And if you boys really want to get super serious with your political talk here at PPP…this is about deep existential questions regarding the American populist movement. Big hint: there is no such thing as right-wing populism. “Wokeness” has been a colossal distraction, and yet sadly it works on the bigots, simpletons, dullards, Bandito (or is he now Banned-ito? hehehe), provincials, and FU*KIN’ JABRONIS of America. Transgender people aren’t your problem. Rich powerful people who game the system are your problem…and hopefully their violent delights at our expense shall have violent ends, so help me Jeebus. Time to soak the rich…in their own blood. Vote for vengeance. Vote for murder. Vote for Glasgow smiles. Vote Marianne Williamson/Nina Turner in 2024.* * - note: not their actual campaign slogan.** ** - note: I’m not even sure if they’ll be running in the primaries this time??*** *** - note: if they don’t run, any other progressive candidate will do. Only candidates who don’t accept corporate campaign donations, basically. So not Biden. It’s the only way you can stop the corporate oligarchy!

The silence is bipartisan, actually, because the blame is bipartisan. The Trump administration overturned ECP brake requirements for freight trains, while both the Obama and Biden/Buttigieg administrations have allowed rail industry lobbyists to relax safety limits way beyond what engineering common sense would ever deem safe. Both political sides open themselves up to great weakness if they attack the other, and so the corporate media for each side will just follow suit because they are complicit propaganda machines. Call the widespread silence a perverse Nash equilibrium, I guess… More than anything, I’d say that these recent train disasters are an indictment of American-style capitalism. It’s the neoliberal culture of deregulation that has been en vogue since the 1980’s. Corporate profits are funneled into stock buybacks instead of increased practical safety measures. Sociopathic CEO’s exercise poor risk assessments, corporate oligarchs hijack our government, average Americans in average towns suffer, the environment is trashed, and crazy-as-f*ck progressives like Commie Kay begin fantasizing about the nationalization of entire industries…

Yes, it’s just about what we’d expect from GOP mouths. Economic libertarianism is their underlying philosophy. The New Deal and the Great Society are what they hope to eventually dismantle, if afforded the right political circumstances. The trouble for them is that American society in the 2020’s is no longer the same as it was during the era of Goldwater and Reagan. Voters will not forgive the GOP if they ever push too hard for Medicare and Social Security “reform.” I agree with you on the irrationality of habitual 5-year sunset legislation. It would make governance overly chaotic and turn our government into something as unstable as Italy’s. Regarding Social Security: on an academic level, I’d be very much open to adjustments and alterations that would include private/public hybrids. The original motivation for SS, however, must remain honored. On a practical level, I can’t trust Republican politicians to operate in good faith here. The overturning of Roe v. Wade was that “crossing the Rubicon” moment, at least for me personally, when it comes to trusting anyone politically conservative ever again. Regarding Medicare: I’ve lived in France before and have traveled throughout Europe, so naturally I’m in favor of just scrapping Obamacare altogether and opting for a single-payer healthcare system. Pramila Jayapal’s Medicare for All Act of 2021 (H.R. 1976) is my preferred version, which includes primary care plus long-term care, mental health, vision, dental, and prescription drugs. I’d also throw in certain portions of the biomedical industry (assuming they were not already in her bill). We are WAY overdue for universal healthcare. It should have been done 75 years ago, though better late than never! I would consider following Australia’s early 1980’s model for transitioning to a new healthcare system. I’d also pay for M4A with Wall Street speculation taxes, a ~25-33% reduction of our horrifically bloated military budget, and a more progressive federal income tax code beyond the current 10-12-22-24-32-35-37% version.

Yup. Pretty much. The policy platform of the GOP is firmly rooted in Reaganomics and Christian nationalism, both of which have become deeply unpopular in America and particularly among Gen Z’ers and Millenials. It’s what polling data confirms and what the 2022 election results indicate. I assume the GOP is banking on the idea that Americans typically become more politically conservative as they age. Millenials, however, are strongly bucking any supposed historical trend to that effect. Such is life in late-stage neoliberalism, with a little bit of Dobbs v Jackson sprinkled in for good measure. In order to remain electorally viable, the GOP now focuses almost exclusively on Democratic Party corruption, real or imagined. That and some good old-fashioned LGBTQ bigotry for the angry Fox News viewership. Anything, basically, to avoid having to articulate palatable solutions to well-defined problems that are of any practical relevance to Americans.

Not exactly, Nextmanup. The tradition of throwing Billdos at Patriots game pays homage to Buffalo’s rich history of randiness and patriotism. For example, did you know that… 1. Marital aids were the first items that French trader, Pierre Beau Fleuve, exchanged with members of the Iroquois Confederacy? Pierre was in dire need of winter coats for his many British mistresses along the frigid Great Lakes shores. The Haudenosaunee, or “People of the Longhouse,” were in dire need of deep sexual exploration and happened to be masters of beaver fur. It was a perfect mutual trade, one not bested in Western New York until March of 2020 when our beloved Buffalo Bills acquired Stefon Diggs from the Minnesota Vikings. 2. The projectile that took President William (a.k.a. “Bill”) McKinley’s life here on September 14, 1901, was in fact a hilariously floppy rubber cylindrical object and NOT the metal bullet that most fanciers of American history assume? 3. The Buffalo metropolitan area was once the nexus of America’s great “Porn Belt” and had rapidly become the leading producer of dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, handcuffs, collars/leashes, paddles, all types of leather restraints, nipple clamps, and pretty much anything totally HAWT??!! This particular industry happened to be what fueled America’s post-World War 2 domestic manufacturing renaissance. Unfortunately, the mid-century opening of the St. Lawrence Seaway significantly contributed to this industry’s eventual demise in Western New York. You could fit many more seamen down their passageway up there than you could in the Erie Canal, basically. And if you’re looking for the specific connection between pro football and Billdos, look no further than December 5, 1920. That was the day that Buffalo’s original NFL team, the aptly named All-Americans, tied a critical game with the rival Akron Pros which ultimately cost our Queen City its claim to the nascent league’s first championship. The referees had apparently lost their balls, so Buffalo’s head coach/QB/team captain/improviser extraordinaire Tommy Hughitt resourcefully offered them his wife’s marital aid as a substitute. The final score was 0-0 because no team could sustain a scoring drive, what with all the fumbles due to the likely fact that everyone was too red-faced to handle the makeshift football. So with all this newfound historical knowledge, Nextmanup, I hope you’ll now have a greater appreciation for Billdo Day?? Enjoy the game, everyone, and make sure you strike Mac Jones with your Billdo just as hard as you would for Tom Brady! By doing so, you’ll effectively be demonstrating to the watching nation your love and pride for all of Western New York! Bonus Billdo Day Pro Tip: The anal orifice can be a most excellent place to hide your Billdo from stadium security, but make sure it has a flared base for easy and safe extraction when the right time in the game presents itself. And during extraction, remember to go slow, arch your back, think of those Kegels you should have been practicing in private during the tailgate, and think about Dawson Knox’s v-shaped torso and muscular biceps in those cute tank tops he likes to wear in the cold…if that helps a little. Also don’t be afraid to ask those slightly creepy and drunk guys seated behind you for assistance. We are, after all, the quintessential “City of Good Neighbors.”

Sure, as long as we don’t obtain OBJ at the expense of Edmunds and/or Poyer next season. The latter two are foundational players on Frazier’s defense. Any number of WR’s from free agency or the 2023 draft, meanwhile, could excel with Allen and Diggs in this Daboll-derivative offense.

Isaiah McKenzie’s catwalk strut is FIERCE. I don’t even care anymore about his slot receiver production. He’s already a champion in my book.

How so? 2023 season: $18.705 million cap hit 2024 season: $21.205 million cap hit OPTION: Cut Von Miller on June 1, 2025 2025 season: $3.705 million cap hit 2026 season: $3.705 million cap hit 2027 season: $0.0 million cap hit Trust the process. Brandon Beane knows what he's doing.

I haven’t been following all this thread drama too closely, Muppy, but we do know the following facts: 1. 716er has been a victim of incessant cyberbullying from the far-right MAGA crowd here. 2. 716er last posted in Two Bills Drive on September 30, right here in this thread. He has been M.I.A. ever since that date. 3. Leh-Nerd still does not have an avatar or wallpaper for his Two Bills Drive account. Now I’m not necessarily insinuating that anything nefarious happened to 716er. What I most definitely AM suggesting, however, is that we make a movie to document the ordeal and that the movie should have great artistic discretion to incriminate Leh-Nerd. Gary Busey should be hired to play any one of the many far-right MAGA villains here in PPP. Nicholas Cage should play Leh-Nerd. Joanna Krupa will play everyone’s favorite PPP subforum protagonist, of course, even though Joanna’s West Slavic cheekbones aren’t quite as exquisite as mine. She’s also 5’8” in height or something close to that, so I will insist that she only wear flats on set. Actually, no, she needs to be wearing heels. So maybe all the other actors on set should be forced to either wear elevated shoes or to stand on discreet platforms?? Or maybe we can use very creative camera angles? Now every good movie also needs a good trailer, of course, so let’s hire Don LaFontaine to do the narration for the trailer if he’s still alive. The trailer should begin with the following voice-over: “In an online pro football subforum world…where cyberbullying and idiotic right-wing conspiracy-mongering reign supreme, only one morally ambivalent man can restore civility. A singular mystery man, replete with poor political acumen, completely devoid of avatar, is all that stands between hordes of low-E.Q. conservative bigots and the apparent emotional runt of the Two Bills Drive online leftist litter.” <<<< Camera focuses on the silhouette of a man, hunched over a table in a poorly lit room. >>> Leh-Nerd: “Aaaarggh! I’m just so conflicted. On the one hand, I really enjoy being a complete d-bag on the internet and making fun of communist libtards like 716er. But on the other hand, cyberbullying feels so wrong. What should I do?! What’s my character arc here?? UGH!” <<< Leh-Nerd slams his fist on the table, randomly tears off a ridiculously undersized white t-shirt, revealing a gross dad bod torso because…much to the surprise of absolutely NO ONE…he was too f*#ing lazy to follow Kay’s vegan dietary regimen over these past few years. >>> <<< A mystery woman walks into the room, flips on light switch. Mystery woman is wearing a white Bills beanie with the original AFL standing bison logo, a #27 Tre White jersey, Bills Zubaz yoga pants, and a ridiculously oversized “Go Bills!” foam finger. >>> Commie Kay: “Why was it so dark in here? Anyway, I couldn’t help but overhear your soliloquy. The answer should be obvious, if you had ever bothered to carefully read my dietary advice posts from the past few years. Compassion is supposed to be contagious, Leh-Nerd. Here…have an Impossible Burger. Oh by the way, have you seen 716er around lately?” <<< Kay walks over to Leh-Nerd and hands him an Impossible Burger. Faint rustling noises are heard in the distance. Camera turns and refocuses on a closed door in the corner of the room... >>> <<< END SCENE. >>> Thanks, Muppy! “Fleur D’Oranger 27,” a perfume bottle gift from Le Labo’s store here in NYC. I apply it every weekday morning. A most formidable scent! It stings the nostrils…in a good way.

You’re forgetting Siran Neal. The Bills like to activate 9 DB’s on gamedays, so Xavier Rhodes could see his first action of the year this Sunday against his former team. The full roster injury list currently sits at 11 players: QB Allen WR Crowder WR Stevenson T Doyle G Boettger DE Rousseau LB Edmunds S Hyde S Poyer CB White CB Elam As of Friday morning, I’d say that Allen, Edmunds, Poyer, White, and Elam still have chances of playing…however small those chances may be.

MUPPY!!! So good to see you in the politics subforum! How are you and yours?? My thoughts regarding the bolded: Yeah, I believe your assessment of Election Day is accurate. We probably have enough election results data and polling data by now to surmise that unmarried Gen Z/Millenial women are the singular demographic that limited the GOP, curbing that party’s success due to what I call their “constellation of creepiness:” extreme pro-life stances on abortion, MAGA election denialism, and general LGBTQ bigotry. As it turns out, there was indeed a red wave on Tuesday…a particular wave that only the world’s largest Playtex tampon could have halted. Yes, that was a gross metaphor. But I’m going to leave it here because, as you know, this is how Commie Kay rolls at Two Bills Drive : ) Speaking of curious metaphor choices…I am reminded of a quote from the great early 21st century philosopher and single ladies’ advocate, Beyonce, which I am paraphrasing in the future tense: “if you like it, then you should put a ring on it.” The “it” in this chosen context means the electoral votes of young single adult females, and “putting a ring on it” signifies the federal codification of Roe v. Wade (i.e. legal abortions up to the point of fetal viability). In other words, this week’s very modest electoral victories are also potentially very ephemeral. The Democratic Party has been using the abortion issue as a political football for far too long, taking advantage of our electoral power since the 1970’s. If Democrats want my increasingly intransigent voting bloc to continue coming out to vote for them in 2024 and beyond, then they need to be making earnest efforts to codify certain reproductive freedoms ASAP that really shouldn’t have ever been up for debate in the first place (a constitutional digression I won’t get into here…). And the same goes for all the other rights to privacy, under the Due Process Clause, that are in danger from our far-right Supreme Court and that desperately need federal codification: contraception, gay marriage, interracial marriage, etc… Court packing should remain on the table as a potent negotiating tool, too. Furthermore, young unmarried women tend to be among the most progressive voting demographics that you can possibly delineate. So moving forward, Democrats would be wise to steer their policy agenda leftward on big-ticket issues like social democratic economic populism, aggressive climate change remediation, non-imperialistic foreign policies, etc…ya know…the kinda things that excite the Commie Kays out there : ) …preferably using some currently unidentified American version of Brazil’s Lula as a political conduit…and in perhaps a physical form a la Joaquin Phoenix or Milo Ventimiglia… P.S. I love both your avatar and wallpaper selection! Very expressive and colorful. Quintessential MUPPINESS. There’s nothing worse in this topsy-turvy world of ours than Bills message board users without either, no? Without these, we’re all just a bunch of faceless posting zombies, utterly devoid of character. Electronic flotsam, if you will, floating amidst an endless sea of inane and excessively morose Buffalo Bills football discussion. Now I don’t like publicly calling out individuals here, so let’s just say that there’s a certain stubborn individual whom we both know (hint: his user name rhymes with Reh-nerd Rin-erd) who absolutely REFUSES to select any avatar or wallpaper whatsoever that might exhibit his wonderfully unique personality. Why? I think it’s just because he also happens to enjoy being a giant D!CK. That’s why. But I guess that’s Reh-nerd Rin-erd for ya. Not much to else to say on this matter, really. Ugh.

318!!! Wooo!!! I was hurdling what looked like Egyptian pyramids after 300, and I think I died by running into a folding table…or possibly a beach chair…not sure what, exactly…the whole screen was a rapidly moving blur of pixels by that point. Quite trippy, I must say, but highly enjoyable. I wrote a most delightful song this morning to commemorate my experience (the words in all caps are for the chorus…oh won’t you please sing along?!): This game makes me want to JUMP! Press my “up” button and JUMP! Strike it twice and high JUMP! Hold it down and long JUMP! Come on now, let Josh run endlessly now, Start it now, come on and jump! Yea-y-yeah, yea-y-yeah! SAY YOU’LL PLAY. Jump over random things, baby. SAY YOU’LL PLAY. Come on, come on! SAY YOU’LL PLAY. Come on and jump! SAY YOU’LL PLAY. Yeah-eah-eah! JUMP! Josh is running now. JUMP! He’s on the move now. JUMP! Josh is running now. JUMP! He’s hurdling flamingos now. JUMP! Kay’s got a high score. JUMP! A really high score, yeah. JUMP! She wants the highest score. JUMP! Just watch her break it now. Kay-ay-ay-ay! KAY-AY-AY-AY! Kay-ay-ay-ay! KAY-AY-AY-AY! Let’s go, Comrade Kay! LET’S GO, COMRADE KAY! Let’s go, Comrade Kay! LET’S GO, COMRADE KAY! This game makes me want to JUMP!

He achieved a high score in this game: https://www.joshallen-runner.com/

I, too, am wet right now. Not from my own urine, mind you, but rather from my own tears. The condescension and hatred displayed in your thread among Bills Mafia brethren is what saddens me so. The sober versus the inebriated. The affluent versus the destitute. The wizened versus the smooth-skinned. Whatever happened to the new 2022 mantra of “choose love” and “Buffalove” and what not?? Urine. Let’s talk about it. Webster’s Dictionary defines “urine” as “waste material that is secreted by the kidney in vertebrates.” But if you don’t care much for fancy books with fancy technical mumbo-jumbo, do at least know that the drunkards form the very backbone of Bills Mafia. I’m referring to the typical Zubaz pants soilers, rosacea-ridden pugilists, folding table smashers, tailgate parking lot fornicators, etc… whose peculiar antics have apparently distinguished our NFL fanbase from others. Our beloved Bills team - players and coaches alike - can hear these peculiar fans, see them, FEEL them (in the non-tactile sense of the word), and yes…even SMELL them from the sidelines at every game. “Oh, oh my…is that a waft of urine in the air?,” inquired you from your stadium seat. YES. Yes it was. That olfactory titillation that tickled your taut nose hairs was the special scent of loyalty, dedication, perseverance, love of Western New York community, and eternal hope for professional gridiron glory. Our Buffalo Bills football team knows this and draws great inspiration from this scent. Did or did not our hometown heroes get the proverbial “big dub” on Sunday night? Yes, and in no small part due to the urine-soaked apparel from those behavioral degenerates that are the subject of this thread. “What the f*&k are you rambling on about now, Kay?!,” you ever so churlishly inquire. “Why the f*&k would the team be inspired by urine smells?!,” you ever so curtly implore. Well…I’m trying to tell you if you’d simply calm down…because our Buffalo Bills football team knows that a slightly sweet stench of ammonia is the waste product of a FAN-ATIC, in every sense of that word. Someone who puts effort into losing complete bodily control. Someone who is willing to risk their health, their jobs, and in some instances their families for a singular week 8 regular season interconference football game. You know…someone who actually CARES about the game of professional football. Or in more succinct terms: if you ain’t peein’, then you ain’t tryin’, honey! I shall conclude my bizarre and somewhat nonsensical post with a (slightly paraphrased) quote from the very inspirational Marv Levy, who was quoting someone else who was probably great too: “Cheer on, my fellow Bills fans. We are drunk and can’t tell where from when. So we’ll sit in our seats and pee awhile, And then we’ll rise up and cheer again.” EDIT: And on that renal-related note, off I go to the ladies’ room…teeheehee : )

We’re already up to two! 1. Josh Allen (California cantaloupe farmer) 2. Von Miller (Texas chicken farmer)

Woah!!! Now THAT’S a name I haven’t heard in a long time…a long time. “Wisniowka”…a.k.a. “Polish medicinal fire water.” I’m totally digging Harry Smith’s energy, but he best be careful with that stuff during future sojourns in our lovely Western New York homeland. Two bowling balls in, and next thing you know ol’ Harry is grinding on Billy Buffalo, launching marital aids toward the endzone, libelously editing Nick Wright’s Wikipedia page from his phone, and canoodling with some Lancaster Lothario in the tailgating parking lot who has nothing but compliments for his Bambi eyes and sassy spirit that belies his mousy wallflower facade…and yet who magically disappears into the electromagnetic communication ether like some amorous Houdini following a confrontation over a secret middle school ex who keeps trying to reconnect. My point: be ready next time, Harry. And bring a coat. It might be chilly.

The activism of “Direct Action Everywhere” is meant to raise public awareness of animal cruelty in factory farms. We can disagree with the efficacy, legality, and morality of the group’s methods. But (presumably) without knowing members personally, none of us have any reason to believe their hearts aren’t in the right places: that is, with the animals. On the subject of factory farm ethics: Bills fans should listen to Von Miller speak about the free-range chicken farm he owns. He touches upon many of these issues whenever he talks about his chickens. The main takeaway here is that even omnivores can acknowledge the atrocities of factory farming and make choices in their personal lives that help minimize the senseless suffering of farm animals. In my opinion, persuading people you know to watch documentaries like this one is much more effective than randomly disrupting a football game with pink flares: