US Egg

They never captured the imagination of the football world in the same manner as Allen. They never commanded or had the on field presence Allen has.

He’s nearing the rarified air of being labeled a phenom. There’s never been one in a Bills uniform.

In the olden days people licked envelopes, sometimes slitting their tongue, cut like a razor.

Mouth breathing is not a joke. Millions suffer from it….listening to them snore.

Half of Allen’s rushing attempts have been for 1st downs. That’s kind of impressive. Percentage wise would guess that leads the league, even near record like maybe?

Yeah, you said so a post ago.

Only place I hear or see anti-dome sentiment is in here.

Get the ***** cameras out of the locker room.

No more for me please until the playoffs.

Put my Depends on at the 2:00 minute mark just in case.

This time they aren't gonna catch me off guard, I'm plenty stocked up toilet paper.

Don't worry, no need to be shedding tears regarding the NBA "woes". Their new TV deal is worth $76 billion, $52 billion more than their last one. Clearly my $119 League Pass is tipping them into the black.

“Save the King” stratagem, but, when it fails it can cost a Princely sum.

Two queens have abdicated, so far.

Better send a few just to make sure.

Never heard of it, but wow! 100 proof cherry liqueur. A bottle of that and I’d think I died and went to Poland.

Making Xmas cookies today…..all set for the “what did you do different” thread tomorrow.

Phony load management. Too many chuckers and dunkers. No mid range game. Overreaction from bench players and announcers obnoxiously cheering routine chucks and dunks. “Dramatic” repetitive end game stops lost its edginess. I still watch. The NBA social messaging who cares. The WNBA, whatever. Wonder if they have room for one more in the car: …..I’ll show them tiny.

Pretty clear you really have only one point.

They let Aladdin rub the lamp too soon.

If the bit makes you millions, it was a great bit. He made me laugh.

Complain, never. Thirty notifications be like motivation, not that I need any.

For what?

What Groucho Marx said.

Gonna bench press my F-150 up on car stands and Simonize everything underneath.