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US Egg

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  1. Once got a loaf of bread caught in the spokes of my bike. Once.
  2. Don't bother coming to our house, my wife bought cheap candy. I'm thinking about Eggin' my house.
  3. Yankees/Dodgers was instilled as a youth. It will always be that. If I got to wait another 43 years, then so be it. I’ll only be 109.
  4. Nah, just malcontents doing what they do best.
  5. Not that I need to remind you, but, I am, if the Padres didn’t get Yamamoto’d…..🤭
  6. Now if Brady was describing Rodgers as such…..
  7. I’m okay now, just downed a quad stack of Double Stuffs….and I didn’t choke.
  8. Can I laugh at the gaylord? 😬
  9. I think it be less an issue were if another in that profession other than Tom Brady. That said, I cringed a bit hearing it.
  10. I ask he be spared further harm. See above. Name, day, fingers. Old school protocol.
  11. Damn, that was good and spontaneous. Right over my big head. Lesson learned, again. Look before leaping.
  12. Damn! There's no comeback for that. Was in a museum in The London Tower, English bloke was loudly C-Bombing the U.S. over a display trying to wrankle me. I'm thinking stay classy chap.
  13. England just added Brady to their no fly list.
  14. The Chaz’s of the world rejoice!
  15. Tom “the Greek” Brady, fire him.
  16. Does Worthy’s Mom shop at WalMart?
  17. Leading off and hitting a Grand Slam. Must of been ghost runners on.
  18. I can’t get my big toe on the trigger.
  19. Always gonna be the stat scouring I told you so no matter what.
  20. The Bills make us shout Winning is what it’s about Don’t knock Tua out
  21. Maybe get an online group rate?
  22. There could be worse ones, like have you ever walked in on……
  23. Live by the name, die by the name?
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