US Egg

Maybe get an online group rate?

There could be worse ones, like have you ever walked in on……

Live by the name, die by the name?

It’s Texas, everything is, and it does matter to them. That and losing the war apparently. Lived there in the ‘70’s. It was an experience. My boss got a call wanting to know why they’re hiring Yankees.

There’s worse, like actually hearing New York, New York after the loss last night.

For one thing they’re not included in the McD’s Bills Mafia Box deal. Also, will we ever know what’s in the secret sauce and do we really want to know?

You have earned a mid season Bark Out. WOOF! You’ll get the other one at the end of the season.

When not if has never felt more applicable in this kind of situation.

“What Knockers”

It was a 3rd and goal, if Richardson calls a timeout no one is the wiser.

Has Chris Brown used the “Coleman is grilling” bit yet?

Ronald McDonald went missing right around when Rex was hired.

Thanks. Went to bed a half hour ago and can’t get that song out of my head.

The Fat Joe has sung. Only suspense left is seeing if Aaron “Milk Carton” Judge now hits a meaningless HR.

The drain on Social Security from TBD is worse than I thought.