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Your Brown Eye

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  1. I just benched pressed 300 lbs after the eclipse. Fight me.
  2. I'm all for this. Heck, I want to move it two yards behind the long snapper. Snap the ball and have the FG team drop to their bellies. The opposing team jumps to try to block the kick and you drill them squarely in the nuts from 6 feet away. Do that a few times, and half of the opposing defense is on the bench with a pack of ice on their gonads unable to return to the game. By the 4th quarter the defense is forced to start the 4th-5th string DB's on the defensive line and BOOM...we rack up 28-35 points in the 4th quarter alone! We could make James Cook would look like Jim Brown! That is revolutionary.
  3. This will put Josh Allen back in the weight room
  4. I'm ready to fight someone
  5. unbelievable, I hope those that are still alive are able to be rescued
  6. We barely knew thee
  7. Only if he can perform. The warm and fuzzy nostalgia of keeping him cause he dances on the field and dresses up in hockey equipment is no longer doing it for me. I need guys who can produce, not dance.
  8. I agree, nothing was coming out of some of those teets last year. We needed to get a herd of new cattle in to help our Alpha Male QB1
  9. It's all about the gravy with this one
  10. low risk, high reward
  11. bUt HiS wIfE iS fRoM hOrNeLl!!!!
  12. Easy big guy, save some women for the rest of us
  13. Admittingly I do not know much about the guy, if his HS highlight reel on Youtube is any indication, then the dude's a baller
  14. Hey fellas, I'm just on a safari hunt in Kenya, I came across a troop of gorillas and crushed the alpha silverback, and now I'm their leader. The local tribesmen are very impressed. Kind of a big deal. Anyways, I think Beane has his eye on a couple of mid-level depth players, but nothing that moves the needle. Maybe he shoots his shot with a starting-caliber WR.
  15. We live in an age of everyone trying to be the first to post breaking news, just not the correct breaking news
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