- At it’s base, football is descended from the gladiatorial games of Ancient Rome and it’s indicitive of our society that it has surpassed more civilized sports like golf and baseball to win the hearts of the common citizenry.
- People who say football is dumb (typically women, in my expirience) are simply insecure in their inability to understand the minutiae of the game.
- Never trust a man who doesn’t like football.
- Never trust a man who doesn’t have a proper understanding of some self defense implement (from martial arts, to guns, to knives, whatever)
- Men with long hair are fundamentally worthless- some exceptions apply.
- Higher education in the world today is largely useless and an obscene waste of money.
- A large majority of the social Ills facing our country are a result of government based school systems.
- Bill Bellichick is kind of likable- *vomits*