Well that's kind of the problem.
I'm working on an article based on anonymous sources (and @DC Tom who said he'd like to be quoted personally) that says your inability to type tonight is more about the scotch and soda and less about the keyboard. In fact, 5 posters have actually said that there is no new keyboard.
Now, if you get 12 posters to say that's ridiculous, that you're sober, and that you do have a new keyboard, which is more reliable? That's the basis of my argument. You're making your judgement of him based on comments from unknown sources, I'm making mine based on comments made by known sources. We can disagree but that's really what it comes down to.