Kelly the Dog

And spreading STDs. It's going over the interwebs.

That's an easy call, dude, blame it on the black woman.

Well that's because they didn't fit.

I've always had this sneaking suspicion that Ritchie Incognito was really Chuck Barris.

"I said Hitman! Not hit, man!"

He might do it to himself, just to prove himself wrong.

Does anyone think it could have been Mike Tolbert?

A jar under the mat, Doc?

There was a jar of keys to the house under the mat.

I read and saw "The Lincoln Lawyer" and this idea that the girl beat herself up was the main defense by the client of the star of the movie, Matthew MacConaughey, who won the case, so it's entirely possible. Sure his client was lying and actually did beat the **** out of the girl but that's not the point. Sort of.

I could easily imagine Shady dumb enough to tell someone he knew to go over and get the jewelry and not much more (like he probably didn't say beat her up if you have to). I could just as easily imagine Shady complaining the girl is in his house and has this jewelry worth $10K and he's never there and just some joker hearing that and taking it upon himself to just go and get it from a girl in a big house by herself that doesn't deserve it. I could just as easily imagine the girl mouthing off in a bar about !@#$ Shady and he gave me this 10K diamond brooch (I'm just making up the number) and I ain't giving it back and somebody hears her or her gf tells other people and some ass who knows where Shady lives just decides it's an easy $10K grab. All of those and more are equally plausible in my mind.

They could take away his card for that.

I will say it's much easier to tell a lousy book by its cover than a good one. And Shady should have taken a better look.

Y'know how you can never judge a book by its cover? Well, you can. A lot.

It looks like Shady spelled his own first name wrong on one of the court documents I saw on twitter. That can't be a good sign.

Kind of a famous old cartoon. A guy goes into a talent agent and claims he has a talking dog. The wary agent says I heard them all, let's see. The guy says what's my name and the dog yells, "Ralph!" The guy says what's on top of a house and the dog yells, "Roof!" The guy says what does sandpaper feel like and the dog yells, "Rough!" The guy says who is the greatest baseball player ever and the dog yells, "Ruth!" The Talent Agent gets fed up and kicks them out of his office and the dog turns to the guy and says, "Maybe I should have said DiMaggio."

How could you be?

Get back to me when he says something along the lines of, "Maybe I should have said DiMaggio."

Has anyone spoken to the dog yet? That, to me anyway, could answer a lot of questions.

Fans conflate Pro Bowl with All-Pro far too often. Huge difference.

Because Andy Reid is a better coach, the Chiefs are going to have a better offense than the Cowboys, Mahomes loves to throw deep, and Dak, IMO, is overrated. The reason I might pick the Cowboys would be because with Witten and Dez gone they lack a big play WR and he may get more targets.

That would be a toss up. If I were him I would probably choose KC overall. Also, Sean McVay said several teams were offering high money for Watkins during FA.

I very much doubt Sully cast a pall over the newsroom. I know for a fact most of the other writers liked him as a person and colleague and fellow writer, and his negativism didnt leak into other's stories.

Oh, just role with it, dude. I have always loved Ivory as a player. Don't know if he is shot or not. Obviously, hopefully not. But he's a great complement to Shady. Looks like Cadet is 100% back, which is a third type.

Reading, listening, observing, watching, thinking and common sense?