That's funny. Reminds me of this tweet I read a few months ago. This hot girl was recalling how she was at a store at the check out register, and the clerk was talking to her and asked for her phone number. And she got offended, and was like, really, are you really gonna hit on me and try to get a date here? And the clerk said, "For our rewards program." The girl then said am I the biggest idiot or what.