Kelly the Dog

Tyrod could do it if someone would ever give him a chance, he gets some WR and plays 86 more years.

It's incredible that he is still somewhat underrated. He's also made stars out of about ten different WR.

Hence the word "cream."

He can't be cut until we get the payoff to the ingenious fake FG that we set up yesterday.

And that's one of the main plays when everyone, including myself, was blaming Allen for being inaccurate. I really don't see how Beane and McD can watch the game film and think it is not child abuse to put those WR on the field with the kid.

You guys should change your name to Ponce de Leon.

They celebrate stomach aches now?

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Tre White, Micah Hyde, Joyden Poyer, Tre Edmunds, Mike Millano and Taron Johnson would actually be a significantly better WR corps.

They are very likely just arguing a little over the details of the contract. It will be incentive-based. Like, there will be language in there saying, "If you say one smart thing on the sidelines that Josh nods to, AND uses in a game AND it works, you get an extra $500,000. But it's not one of those incentives the league and NFLPA label "likely to happen."

Lie. The plan is not to lose. That is not part of the plan.

Other people...

Holmes and Benjamin are just pitiful running patterns. It's really embarrassing when you watch the all-22.

They weren't giving him the ball when it was 0-0, 7-0, and 14-0 either.

YPC is a worthless stat for a guy who gets all kinds of 3rd and 4th and 1-2, as well as goalline carries, but not a full load of normal carries.

Now all we need is to find a witch to run the offense like McVay, and there are only about five of them on Earth.

Actually playing him. And then after he was rewarded by having Nate play the worst half in the history of football, McD tried that caper again, to similar results.

Who knew you were supposed to give your best player the ball a bunch?

He doesntget his hand in there far or clean enough if Holmes catches it clean. Far worse, however, is that Holmes is a terrible WR. It took him forever to stop, plant and turn. Otherwise it's a perfect throw and easy catch. By being so slow out of his break he wasn't fully ready for the bullet. He still should have caught it. The defender made a good play because Holmes let him 2-3 different ways.

These jokers thought Nathan Peterman was good. They must think Josh Wyoming is Joe Montana now.

For those people who think he should be sitting and watching a year, I think it is truly invaluable experience to be out on the field with four minutes to go and lead a game winning 4+ minute drive. Regardless of how many passes he threw (and he did throw for two first downs). You don't learn anything about that situation on the bench IMO.

Well if he dropped that snap he would be playing at the YMCA.

I think you have to consider it a completely different way. That perhaps Tyrod Taylor is a shorter Josh Allen.

It's funny but on the game-winning FG, I was much more worried that the snap would be dropped or the hold not be good, than House Money missing the kick. Never had that feeling before. He had to be nervous on that, but he got it down clean. I think we give him the whole season and see what happens. He could become a very good punter.

And don't call me Sirles!