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No pats fan confirmed he's just malfunctioning, had it working before. This episode is our proof. Our smoking gun. I think it's buried in the signing contract that you are required to go through mental evaluations and are administered anesthetics as they implant the chips for "mental rehabilitation". Sounds good right? Agents haven't caught the fine print and players don't remember. The only other conceivable option is Pats draft players like Gronk and Brady were androids with a fabricated family to begin with. And they were programmed to do just enough in college for the Pats to swipe them. They probably went too aggressive with Gronk making him so freakishly big and athletic, and realized they had to waste a 3rd. But with Brady, their first host, they gave him no chiseled physique, but a perfect arm so that by draft day, they knew he would slide. They probably could have used a 7th or see if he went undrafted but they were fine making sure they got him 6th round so as not to lose their host to another team in the draft, at which point they would have turned down motor control and tried again. When he signed to the Patriots they basically programmed him like a Madden player and jacked up his accuracy, strength, and intelligence. That's the only other conceivable option. I'm sure there's players they made hosts and were hoping to fall to them, but the Pats got too ambitious with a player's NFL physique and lost them to other teams. Think about it. Barkevious Mingo was obviously an android, they lost him to the Browns and shut off all motor functions. When they finally got a hold of him, his programming was too ingrained in his body that they couldn't quite fully salvage him, so they shut him back down and shipped him to the Seahawks. Those are the only options IMO. Watch Westworld, it explains how all this works. And it worked right? That was back when they were testing chip implants in animals before moving to athletes. Just athletes. I'm channeling my PFTCommenter. That guy has the NFL figured out.
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Join us as we explore the AFCE from the sunny side of Miami to the deep dark underbelly of Massachusetts in a wild romp. On the agenda: 1: Jets/Bills combined season preview (3:40) 2: Dolphins season preview (52.00) 3: A bunch of idiot Patriots fans babbling until their time runs out and consequently complaining that they didn't get interviewed enough questions (128:30) Please give the Pats second a listen to wrap your head around the insanity of the Patriots psyche, most fun I've had in an "interview". Ep04 on your podcast feed. We only accept donations in MeadCoin
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Tre' White: #31 on PFF's Top 50 Players of 2018
Bing Bong replied to 26CornerBlitz's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Absolutely. We're better in every way except one position. Our offense was lackluster, but it could have been much much worse. It can be this year. If we can simply not turn it over on offense and bump that passing game up marginally. We are absolutely a better team than last year. But turnovers on offense will negate any improvement we see on defense -
The scheme of trust the process
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you're going to have to do a podcast with me to explain this. Even then I might not get it, and will change the subject to something something Bills
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Something brewing with the Patriots?
Bing Bong replied to HappyDays's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
my paranoia is making me believe the Patriots are fabricating all possible signs of unrest just to troll the world. not sure how it would benefit them but they always find a way. -
Most clutch play in Buffalo Bills history
Bing Bong replied to mileena's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
People would have said Deonte Thompson in the snowgame last year a few months ago. The recency bias was out of control then. -
Don't forget discussions of a post apocalyptic world where the Bills don't exist as an organization. Yet everything else is normal. The horrors. We can create a consolidated Bills media conglomerate empire BE. Patreon? I think we've dedicated at least 40% of every episode to the Patriots.
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Gentlemen, I present to you BillsEnthusiast. Audio version. Pretty funny episode shooting the s*** wiith BillsEnthusiast. We discuss Dunkirk Don (!) and more. These are all podcasts btw you can subscribe from your Android podcast software or iTunes, or whatever. Soundcloud automatically uploads. We definitely need to get BillsEnthusiast in a group show, boys. Things could get wild. But for now enjoy our casual Thursday evening conversation about all things TBD.
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Turns out improvising a show makes cuts even harder. No podcast tonight boys, should be up this weekend
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BillsEnthusiast on the show tonight boys! this could a giant step along with the highly acclaimed Virgil and Meade show. Could be posted tonight too! I am proud and thankful to walk among the gods of TBD. Get ready for TBD in audio form for your commutes tomorrow. Don't post and drive folks, learned that the hard way. We're here to streamline that.
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http://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/454940298-matthew-adams-314755844-iceupsonepisode2.mp3 It's up! Sorry for the delay folks. Should show up in the podcast feed Props to Virgil and Meade I'll PM you guys later. Might make another episode from this. Still got that 9-5 ?
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I've liked the implied motion in a little of them
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Kinda bills based but yeah I was the only TBD guy with my anchor so we were just finding our voice. This one is just about the fan experience in general and why we love the forum, funny forum stories etc. Not a topic we can talk about every time but some good filler before the off-season. I think come preseason hot takes will be had. It's a good one IMO. Meade and Virgil were great. We messed up and poor Meade was like impossible to hear for like a good 15 minutes. I might leave that in cause it's pretty funny us trying to figure out what he's saying.
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La Canfora: Bills Betting "Big" on Allen and Edmunds
Bing Bong replied to 26CornerBlitz's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Cool story he's big. Jon Beason and Ray Lewis were undersized MLBs -
Mahomes turned down Endorsements as a rookie
Bing Bong replied to BigDingus's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
That's dumb. Don't give up free money -
Ice up son. I'll probably edit it and get it out tomorrow. Definitely a TBD special episode we talk mostly about the forum. Good stuff
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"Giants 'don't like' Josh Rosen".
Bing Bong replied to BurpleBull's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I heard the Browns didn't like him either