Bing Bong

We might need to merge threads MODS, MODS? WE NEED A MERGE. but seriously I could use some help on those negative rep points. Help a brotha out and game plan for IceBowl 69's imminent return

I'd argue it's mine unfortunately Naw Inigo it's not as dumb as mine ^ LET'S MOVE THIS PARTY OVER THERE

But seriously gobills1212, we gotta be prepared. He's gonna be here at any moment. Can't get caught flatfooted

Hahaha yeah he's gonna say Packers are the underdogs because the Bills are just as good in cold weather as the Packers. Man is obsessed with cold weather. That's why I really want to hit him where it hurts and claim Buffalo is basically in an ice age right now Thanks man. I've been posting everywhere cause I'm bored at 9pm (my time) and I want to get back a conversation that provided the best comraderie I've seen on this board.. the end of the TNF game crapping on a Jets fan. I mean.. if you weren't there it must not have been a pressing issue for you at 10pm on a Thursday night and all. Ya know.. all that bothersome football going on and whatnot.

We see it every year: "Hello fellow cold weather team on the greatest of great lakes! I almost feel like we are one in the same as fans in a way. A part of me thinks I am a Bills fan deep inside! I think you guys are on the right track, X player looks superb. Can't wait to see you in the Superbowl very soon! By the way remember that super cold game we played in 1971? Gotta love cold weather!" And we go "aw shucks, thanks IceBowl 69 we are good! We're also proud of being a small town cold weather team on a great lakes. Good luck to the Packers as well they look good too" **** That. Read the end of the TNF thread. Some Jets fan spilled the beans that IceBowl 69 does this to every AFCE team (not sure why Jets guy goes on their forums but whatever.) And likely all 31 teams. Not sure how he identifies the Packers to appeal to the similarities with the Dolphins, probably "Hello fellow team next to a large body of water, wow it's crazy how alike we are!" He's gonna come in mid season. Let's just blast him. Run him out of town. Tell him Green Bay is a pile of garbage half the city of Buffalo and zero original culture. And that we're insulted by the meer fact he thinks cold weather Green Bay can hold a candle to a real city that is 40 degrees colder (just go with that one) that looks beautiful and doesn't smell like garbage and rotten cheese. Who's in? Check the TNF thread it was a hilarious realization.

I was a little more round about. "I don't exactly subscribe to your logic" translation: what you said.

Honestly if they're thinking like the OP is and REALLY make it a bye week. Like bench every good player.. and we win?? I'd be laughing so hard, would NEVER let a Vikings fan live it down. Maybe even troll a message board. And I'd celebrate a coaching decision more stupid than any of ours. It would be pure therapy. I'd honestly be cleansed of all bills, Beane, Peterman bitterness. New slate. A FO dumber than us would be like.. comforting.

I don't subscribe to this logic. The positive of Baker maybe being good is a crotch grab pointed in Tom Brady's direction as he beats him in his last game of Tom's career. Gotta take positives when you see them. Keeps ya sane. I found a positive that the browns drafted 3 wr with their last 3 picks and we did 2. After that Baker game, they obviously draft right. So we probably do too

I don't think so man. That's incredibly careless. You can't risk a bad loss this early because a team sucks, it's the NFL. They could be a muffed punt TD away from losing after a Cousins pick 6

I want next year's Bills to be last year's Rams. Doooon't care about the Bears.

He looks like a 10 year vet in the pocket. It's awesome. Stands tall, eyes upfield, shuffles to the safe spot. Gets sacked a lot but he passes the eye test, he's clearly looking down field and buying time. That's a great instinct for a rookie to start with. It's a giant hurdle for a typical rookie we can skip past and find other things to improve for a much faster paced development.

What got us so salty about Darnold. If this is the Kelly, Elway, Marino draft, let him be the Tony Blackidge, or the Patriots bust.

The biggest sin is if Allen is being told to learn a lick from Peterman. With these 2 QBs I want them quarantined apart. Don't want to get any Peterman ooze on our no 7 overall pick The dude made my screen name irrelevant. MY NAME IS MY NAME. And Peterman took away a man's name.

I'm doing it too. Did it last week. Tried on Peterman week but I couldn't get Bovada set up. I'll PM during gametime so we can talk about all the money we're going to make. Or how amazing Josh Allen played as we lose money. It's a win-win. But so far I've just gotten money and no football satisfaction. It makes me feel empty inside sometimes.

So can fans try out like in Invincible? But with more than one player?

Haven't read into it but do you buy or think there's some merit to some threads/posts I see that Edmunds is struggling? Because that's not at all good. I have a hard time noticing with EVERYBODY sucking but a strip fumble game 1 after it's become meaningless is nothing to scoff at. Dude made a great play and was still playing hard when the game was over.

For all his duds it was extra fun seeing him do the slightest cool thing every now and then. The KB pass is an obvious one.. td in the snow to KB. I LOVED how he stiff armed a MLB like Brett Favre or something in week 1. He slammed the guy to the ground. It was 3rd and long as he was running out of bounds. Want to say it was one of our later 1st half 3 and outs Simultaneously stepping into a throw and stepping into Joey Bosa full speed was one of the dumbest things I've seen but it was pretty cool since basically no player would do that. So that was cool.. I guess. If Cam Newton saw Bosa coming at him unblocked he'd get down ASAP to minimize contact and he's the toughest SOB in the league

aaaand that's why it's a blunder. Regardless I don't care about Allen having a mentor I care about not having a guy to beat Peterman and avoid any possible Peterman starts. I just want a backup. Beane has a decent defense. Loses, trades his entire offense. Goes all defense in FA and draft. Why do we have to be so darn lopsoded.?

Yeah he holds it forever. However it's comforting for Baker to KNOW Jarvis is going to get open quick when he needs it. Brady has to have his 3 seconds and open guy until he senses time and can let a bigger play develop. Allen doesn't have that option. When he drops back he's thinking "damnit Holmes make your route shorter when you see me about to get crushed in your periphory."

Killer division dude. The Bengals look like they're going to steamroll there. Ravens and Steelers always play twice as good inside their division.

I'll support you bud.. Yep. Don't create a lopsided roster where the 2000 Ravens couldn't win with this offense I mean Beane is.. probably not McDermott he hates tank talk and took Whaley's scraps and made playoffs. Beane's got us so bad he's the worst until he proves he can dig us out of the hole.. and he doesn't show the track record to do it.

Sorry to swamp you in but if you create the need to hire new people.. create your own problem.. then I'd feel like a control freak. But at least we're on the terms that we can't be this bad for too much longer.

I don't read OP's if I can't reply right away for the joke everybody was about to make for those sweet sweet rep points.

I mean, I believed it until they lost Josh Gordon. So the main premise of this thread is moot by now cause Tyrod could have had a monster WR. and now has Jarvis who is a lunatic I wouldn't pass to out of spite for Aaron Williams. If Tyrod does any good going forward he can loft the ball up for Jarvis so that Honey Badger just clocks him senseless.. out 2 games.

He's telling you what he'd say to IceBowl 69 (which btw is it really 69 or are we just doing a fruedian slip?)