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RiotAct

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  1. 10 minutes ago, NeverOutNick said:

    I hate that MVS is going to make it after doing nothing at all this preseason. Guess they needed a new Mr. drop after Gabe left 

    I’m kind of surprised too, but let’s let the games play out first shall we.

  2. On 8/23/2024 at 11:33 PM, ExiledInIllinois said:

    Or... Checkers in WNY just seems weird!! I cringed when I saw them springing up in BFLo area.

     

    Like seeing a White Castle there.

     

    Here White Castle is WNY's version of Mighty... Late night drunk food.

     

     

    Put a Mighty here and it would probably flop.

     

    Nostalgia plays a part with the bar crowd. 

    I used to go to Checkers all the time when I lived in Cheektowaga… mostly because they were literally on my street (Losson Rd)!  They used to have some really good coupons, too.

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  3. 4 hours ago, Big Blitz said:


     

    Shoot me.  Omg shoot me.  
     

    In addition to being horrendous, and saying so much (horribly) while saying absolutely nothing, this was an approved question with her having a rehearsed response.  
     

    And lol at that “reporter.”  


     

    Question:

     

    ”Trump is going to do something “bad”….. why is he so terrible?”  
     

    ladies and gentlemen, our next leader of the free world.

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  4. 41 minutes ago, ComradeKayAdams said:

     

    Same! I grew up with two annoying older brothers: both varsity athlete mesomorph types, whereas I myself have always been disadvantaged with more of a diminutive ectomorph physique. Nevertheless, the one thing I have always been blessed with is a resourceful survivor spirit!

     

    So while there’s no way I could physically take on Coach McDermott, I do consider the brain to be the most powerful muscle in the human body. Coach McD strikes me as a guy wound just a bit too tight, perhaps secretly dealing with a multitude of mental health issues ranging from paranoia and insecurity to chronic anxiety and insomnia. My strategy of choice would therefore be to personally subject Coach McD to months of torturous psychological manipulation, ideally culminating in a life-threatening eating disorder.

     

    Once the eating disorder has advanced to a stage requiring in-patient hospitalization care, I will come visit Coach McD at the Catholic Mercy Hospital of Buffalo. Though to be clear: no mercy will be offered to him by me on that final day.

     

    As I saunter over to his hospital room bed, Coach McD’s eyes will fully widen as he sees me, like a woodland owl forced to acknowledge its indefatigable apex predator. “You again! Why?! Why did you do this to me?! Was it the 13 Seconds game? The pathetic Bengals playoff home game? Too many men on the field for the final play of last season’s ridiculous Broncos game? All I ever wanted in life was to bring gridiron joy to all you lovely Western New Yorkers! Why, Kay? Why?!”

     

    This is the moment where I then slowly lean in towards him, gently stroke his arm, massage his shoulder, and whisper softly into his ear, “Because I could, Sean. Because I could.”

     

    As I get up and walk away, a nearby nurse vigorously holds down Coach McD’s emaciated and flailing body to the hospital bed, as his pale Irish countenance turns bright red like an aged star approaching supernova status. “Curses to thee, of sly mind and small body, and with neither sling nor stone…another favorable victory I have blown!” Sean rather poetically screams out to yours truly. “May you welcome as your eternal abode the fiery pits below, you Baphomet-worshiping banshee! Arrrgggh!”

     

    << END SCENE. >>

    << BEGIN EPILOGUE. >>

     

    The rhythmic clicking of Kay’s VEERAH stiletto heels echo through the hospital hallway as she walks away from Coach McDermott’s room. The reverberating clicks grow louder, drowning out the distant flatlining emission from Sean’s electrocardiogram. Kay suddenly removes a wig and rubber facial mask, revealing herself to be…<<dramatic pause>>…Tyler Dunne in drag! Eeek! The “Go Long” journalist, evidently all along, was playing his own long game on poor ol’ Sean.

    … …
    << backs away slowly >>

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  5. 5 hours ago, balln said:

    What an abysmal preseason. One to forget for all time. On top of that. They’re all injured. I got the impresssion Beane in his booth interview for the game knows they’re gonna suck. “Trying to get Brady and Josh as many different weapons….” Mmmm ok. We didn’t need a safety that can’t start in R2 and a backup DT in R3. You take those guys later. And you freaking double dip at WR

    I’m still optimistic… the Milano injury hurts for sure, though.  Ugh. Hopefully he can be healthy and contribute again at some point.

  6. 1 hour ago, SoonerBillsFan said:

    I don't get this organizations thinking. He has already cost us games including the divisional game.  He has sucked all offseason and pre season.

     

    And they keep this guy? 

    the game was lost the moment he stepped onto the field to attempt the FG late in the 4th.   Tyler just fast-forwarded our defeat by a minute or two.

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  7. On 8/22/2024 at 7:26 PM, PromoTheRobot said:

     

    True. Even with a contender like the Bills people dump their December tickets.

    hell, I picked up a single in 113 Row 5 for the Wild Card game against the Steelers for like $130 with fees - and I could have had a similar seat for cheaper if I’d waited a few more days.

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