Gray Beard

Woke up this morning, my head was so badThe worst hangover that I ever hadWhat happened to me last nightThat girl of mine, she loved me so rightShe loved me so long and she loved me so hardI finally passed out in her front yardIt wasn't wine that I had too much ofIt was a double shot of my baby's love

I'm goin' way down south, way down south, way down south to Mexico way! Alright! I'm goin' way down south, way down where I can be free! Ain't no one gonna find me babe! Ain't no hangman gonna, he ain't gonna put a rope around me!

Henry got to Mexico and turned his truck around Talkin' with the man who had it growin' from the ground Henry tasted, he got wasted, couldn't even see How he's gonna drive like that is not too clear to me

You're the meanest old woman that I've ever have seen I guess if you say so I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right) Hit the road Jack and don't you come back No more, no more, no more, no more

You think you're gonna take her away With your money and your cocaine Keep thinkin' that her mind is gonna change But I know everything is okay

No don't give a dose to the one you love mostGive her some marmelade give her some toastYou can give her the willies or give her the bluesBut the dose that you give her will get back to you

Every night I hope and pray A dream lover will come my way A girl to hold in my arms And know the magic of her charms

Gonna buy a fast car Put on my lead boots And take a long, long drive I may end up spendin' all my money But I'll still be alive

got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for teacher I got it bad, so bad, I'm hot for teacher

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone It's not warm when she's away

What did I do? What did I say To turn your angel eyes my way?

A gathering of angels appeared above my head They sang to me this song of hope and this is what they said They said come sail away, come sail away, Come sail away with me

I don't wanna fade away Tell me what can I do what can I say Cause darling I don't wanna fade away

That’s the night that the lights went out in Georgia

I notice the people who are critical of other posters are often people with low post counts. The people who have been around awhile are generally more open minded and willing to get off topic just for fun. Perhaps you should try Off The Wall. Not too many mean spirited posts over there. And please don’t let the occasional insensitive post get you down, and feel free to post as often as you want. disclaimer... I have a few friends and coworkers who are Packers fans, so a little inside scoop on Packers gossip is fine with me.

Oh won't you stay Just a little bit longer Please please please, say you will Say you will

It turned out so right For strangers in the night

You can't start a fire without a spark This gun's for hire Even if we're just dancing in the dark

And I can't get it out of my head No, I can't get it out of my head Now my whole world is gone for dead 'Cause I can't get it out of my head

A million tomorrows shall all pass away, 'ere I forget all the joy that is mine, today.

driving that train, high on cocaine

if I were a oscar mayer weiner Everyone would be in love with me

Captain Kangaroo Leave it to Beaver McHale’s Navy Hogan’s Heros Wild Wild West My Three Sons MASH Cheers Seinfeld yadda yadda yadda

Crazy is too kind. Jerk is the family friendly term I would use. Nope.

My granddaughter is almost four. I can’t imagine trying to get her to do anything on a schedule. She is a totally free spirit and her parents intend to keep her that way for a while. She goes to a preschool and has fun, but it’s basically just playing with other kids. Nothing very rigorous at all. That’s the way we did it with my kids as well.