Gray Beard

this may not have been the most funny, but it escalated pretty quickly. Can’t forget this one

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone, I can see all obstacles in my way Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) Sun-Shiny day. I think I can make it now, the pain is gone All of the bad feelings have disappeared Here is the rainbow I've been prayin' for It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright) Sun-Shiny day. Look all around, there's nothin' but blue skies Look straight ahead, nothin' but blue skies

According to this commercial, it’s Francis! I remembered this commercial from when Fran returned to the Vikings after being with the Giants for a few seasons.

I'll take you down, I'll take you down Where no one's ever gone before And if you want more If you want more, more, more Then jump For my love Jump in And feel my touch Jump if you want to taste my kisses in the night then Jump, jump for my love Jump, I know my heart can make you happy Jump in, you know these arms can feel you up Jump, if you want to taste my kisses in the night then Jump, jump for my love

Chill out, what you yelling for? Lay back, it's all been done before And if, you could only let it be, you will see I like, you the way you are When we're, driving in your car And you're, talking to me one on one but you become Somebody else 'Round everyone else You're watching your back Like you can't relax You're trying to be cool You look like a fool to me Tell me Why do you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated Life's like this you And you fall, and you crawl, and you break And you take, what you get, and you turn it into Honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it No, no, no

Stop! In the name of love Before you break my heart Baby, baby I'm aware of where you go Each time you leave my door I watch you walk down the street Knowing your other love you'll meet But this time before you run to her Leaving me alone and hurt (Think it over) After I've been good to you ? (Think it over) After I've been sweet to you ?

I had an arrangement to meet a girl, and I was kind of late And I thought by the time I got there she'd be off She'd be off with the nearest truck driver she could find Much to my surprise, there she was sittin' in the corner A little bleary, worse for wear and tear Was a girl with far away eyes So if you're down on your luck And you can't harmonize Find a girl with far away eyes And if you're downright disgusted And life ain't worth a dime Get a girl with far away eyes

Unfortunately, due to schedule conflicts, we almost always go to visit relatives in Florida for a week each summer. Florida in the summer is brutal for a northerner like me. My wife and I always spend a weekend in NYC as well. My wife used to go with one of the kids, but now that they are grown she brings me instead. We went a few weeks ago and saw the Temptations play/tribute. Loved it. We always go to Old Forge, sometimes as day trips, and sometimes we rent a camp. Last year we rented a large camp on Fourth Lake and invited several relatives. It was great.

You are so beautiful To me You are so beautiful To me Can't you see You're everything I hoped for You're everything I need You are so beautiful To me

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin', We're gonna do what they say can't be done. We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there. I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run. Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes. Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make. The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarcana. And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And it shows them pearly white Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe And he keeps it, ah, out of sight Ya know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe Scarlet billows start to spread Fancy gloves, oh, wears old MacHeath, babe So there's never, never a trace of red Now on the sidewalk, huh, huh, whoo sunny morning, un huh Lies a body just oozin' life, eek And someone's sneakin' 'round the corner Could that someone be Mack the Knife?

Dancing, dancing, dancing She´s a dancing machine Ah babe Move it baby Automatic Systematic Full of color self contained Tuned and channeled to your vibes Captivating Stimulating She such a sexy lady Built with space age design Shes moving grooving dancing to the music stop now Yeah Rhythmic acrobatic She a dynamite attraction At the drop of a coin she comes alive now She knows what shes doing She super bad now She's geared to really blow your mind

Everybody wants somebody Everybody wants somebody to love Someone to love Someone to kiss Sometime to miss, now Someone to squeeze Someone to please And I need you you you I need you you you I need you you you I need you you you Oh, sometimes I feel like I feel a little sad inside My baby mistreats me And I kinda get a little little mad

We gotta get you a woman, It's like nothin' else to make you feel sure you're alive We gotta get you a woman, We better get walkin', we're wastin' time talkin' now Talkin' 'bout things about that special one They may be stupid but they sure are fun I'll give it to you while we're on the run Because we ain't got time to get this thing together, 'cause we Got to get together with a woman who has been around, One who knows better than to let you down, Let's hope there's still one left in this whole town, And that she'll take some time to get this thing together, 'cause To get this thing together, 'cause We gotta get you a woman We gotta get you a woman We gotta get you a woman And when we're through with you, We'll get me one too

Cool town, evening in the city Dressing so fine and looking so pretty Cool cat, looking for a kitty Gonna look in every corner of the city Till I'm wheezing like a bus stop Running up the stairs, gonna meet you on the rooftop But at night it's a different world Go out and find a girl Come-on come-on and dance all night Despite the heat it'll be alright And babe, don't you know it's a pity That the days can't be like the nights In the summer, in the city In the summer, in the city

Memories light the corners of my mind Misty water-colored memories of the way we were Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind Smiles we gave to one another for the way we were Can it be that it was all so simple then Or has time rewritten every line If we had the chance to do it all again Tell me, would we? Could we? Memories may be beautiful and yet What's too painful to remember We simply choose to forget So it's the laughter we will remember Whenever we remember The way we were

I’m surprised that the Syracuse airport isn’t on any list. Is the Buffalo airport significantly bigger than the Syracuse airport? And the Syracuse airport just went through a major facelift, but they didn’t address parking, which is the Achilles Heel of all airports.

I was searchin' (searchin') on a one-way street I was hopin' (hopin') for a chance to meet I was waitin' for the operator on the line (She's gone so long) What can I do? (Where could she be?) Don't know what I'm gonna do I gotta get back to you You gotta slow down (slow down), sweet talkin' woman You got me runnin', you got me searchin' Hold on (hold on), sweet talkin' lover It's so sad if that's the way it's over

At break of day when that man drove away I was waiting I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door She stood there laughing I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more My my my Delilah Why why why Delilah So before they come to break down the door Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more

Well woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand Whose wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine? Must have been a dream I don't believe where I've been Come on, let's do it again Do you, you, feel like I do? (how'd ya feel?) Do you, you, feel like I do? My friend got busted, just the other day They said, "don't walk, don't walk, don't walk away" Drove him to a taxi, bent the boot, hit the bag Had to play some music, otherwise he'd just crash

She comes on like a rose but everybody knows She'll get you in Dutch You can look but you better not touch Poison ivy, poison ivy Late at night while you're sleepin' Poison ivy comes a-creepin' around She's pretty as a daisy but look out man she's crazy She'll really do you in If you let her under your skin Poison ivy, poison ivy Late at night while you're sleepin' Poison ivy comes a-creepin' around Measles make you bumpy And mumps'll make you lumpy And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch A common cold'll fool ya And whooping cough'll cool ya But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch!

Some boys take a beautiful girl And hide her away from the rest of the world I want to be the one to walk in the sun Oh girls they wanna have fun Oh girls just wanna have That's all they really want Some fun When the working day is done Oh girls, they wanna have fun

Yes, star crossed in pleasure the stream flows on by Yes, as we're sated in leisure, we watch it fly And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me Time can tear down a building or destroy a woman's face Hours are like diamonds, don't let them waste Time waits for no one, no favours has he Time waits for no one, and he won't wait for me

Haven’t watched in a few years. Once people got married, it wasn’t the same.

We'll be fighting in the streets With our children at our feet And the morals that they worship will be gone And the men who spurred us on Sit in judgment of all wrong They decide and the shotgun sings the song I'll tip my hat to the new constitution Take a bow for the new revolution Smile and grin at the change all around Pick up my guitar and play just like yesterday Then I'll get on my knees and pray We don't get fooled again, don't get fooled again