Gray Beard

Brush your teeth before you leave the house Use the toilet whenever it’s convenient, you never know how long it will be before you get another chance

There’s a Hillary punch line in there somewhere.

There is an urban legend that being a person in the Coast Guard who jumps in the water requires training that is more difficult than any other training in any other branch of service. I know nothing, I’m just repeating what I’ve heard.... from Coast Guard folks.

I would have liked to see it. I’ll look it up on YouTube. Her latest round of tweets seemed almost diplomatic, as if she knew people were getting sick of her and she should tone it down.

That depends on the contract and who you get. Sometimes it costs more to avoid physical abuse.

A very old friend came by today Cause he was telling everyone in town About the love that he just found And Marie's the name of his latest flame He talked and talked and I heard him say That she had the longest blackest hair The prettiest green eyes anywhere And Marie's the name of his latest flame Though I smiled the tears inside were a-burning I wished him luck and then he said goodbye He was gone but still his words kept returning What else was there for me to do but cry Would you believe that yesterday This girl was in my arms and swore to me She'd be mine eternally And Marie's the name of his latest flame

I want to run, I want to hide I want to tear down the walls that hold me inside I wanna reach out and touch the flame Where the streets have no name I want to feel sunlight on my face I see that dust cloud disappear without a trace I wanna take shelter from the poison rain Where the streets have no name, oh oh Where the streets have no name Where the streets have no name We're still building then burning down love Burning down love And when I go there, I go there with you It's all I can do

When you're weary, feeling small When tears are in your eyes, I'll dry them all (all) I'm on your side, oh, when times get rough And friends just can't be found Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down When you're down and out When you're on the street When evening falls so hard I will comfort you (ooo) I'll take your part, oh, when darkness comes And pain is all around Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down

Would I be obligated to report “object on road ahead” to the world of Waze?

Ramblin' around this dirty old town Singin' for nickels and dimes Times getting rough I ain't got enough To buy me a bottle of wine Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine When you gonna let me get sober Leave me along, let me go home I wann'a go back and start over Little hotel, older than Hell Cold and as dark as a mine Blanket so thin, I lie there and grin Buy me little bottle of wine

War, whoa, lord What is it good for Absolutely nothing, listen to me it ain't nothing but a heart-breaker (War) friend only to the undertaker Oh, war it's an enemy to all mankind The point of war blows my mind War has caused unrest Within the younger generation Induction then destruction Who wants to die, ah, war-huh, good god why'all What is it good for Absolutely nothing Say it, say it, say it War, huh What is it good for Absolutely nothing listen to me it ain't nothing but a heart breaker (War) it's got one friend that's the undertaker Oh, war, has shattered many a young mans dreams Made him disabled, bitter and mean Life is much to short and precious To spend fighting wars these days War can't give life It can only take it away Oh, war, huh good god why'all What is it good for Absolutely nothing say it again

As a first or second grader at the time, She Loves You and Henry the 8th were definitely big favorites.

Here they come again, mmmm-mm-mm Catch us if you can, mmmm-mm-mm Time to get a move on, mmmm-mm-mm We will yell with all of our might Catch us if you can Catch us if you can Catch us if you can Catch us if you can Now we gotta run, mmmm-mm-mm No more time for fun, mmmm-mm-mm When we're gettin' angry, mmmm-mm-mm We will yell with all of our might

I would get along with Tom Coughlin.... if you’re not at least five minutes early, then you’re late.

The lock upon my garden gate's a snail, that's what it is The lock upon my garden gate's a snail, that's what it is First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is The caterpillar sheds his skin to find a butterfly within Caterpillar sheds his skin to find a butterfly within First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain Oh Juanita, oh Juanita, oh Jaunita, I call your name Oh, the snow will be a blinding sight to see as it lies on yonder hillside

The Ed Sullivan Show with my family all gathered around the TV... She Loves You Yeah Yeah Yeah - Beatles I Wanna Hold Your Hand - Beatles I’m Henry the 8th I Am - Herman’s Hermits Probably several other songs in that era the debuted on the Ed Sullivan Show

Uh well, dance all night, play all day Don't let nothin' get in the way Dance all night keep the beat Don't you worry 'bout two left feet Shake it up Shake it up, oo yeah Shake it up Shake it up Well dance all night, get real loose You don't need no bad excuse Dance all night with anyone Don't let nobody pick your fun

There's something happening here What it is ain't exactly clear There's a man with a gun over there Telling me I got to beware I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound Everybody look what's going down There's battle lines being drawn Nobody's right if everybody's wrong Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound Everybody look what's going down What a field-day for the heat A thousand people in the street Singing songs and carrying signs Mostly say, hooray for our side It's s time we stop, hey, what's that sound Everybody look what's going down Paranoia strikes deep Into your life it will creep It starts when you're always afraid You step out of line, the man come and take you away

Be on my side. I'll be on your side, baby. There is no reason for you to hide. It's so hard for me staying here all alone, When you could be taking me for a ride. She could drag me over the rainbow, Send me away. Down by the river, I shot my baby. Down by the river. Dead, ooh, ooh, shot her dead, ooh. You take my hand, I'll take your hand. Together we may get away. This much madness is too much sorrow. It's impossible to make it today. She could drag me over the rainbow, Send me away.

We'll find the romance and danger waiting in it Beneath the Broadway lights; But we've hair on our chests So what we like the best are the nights Sights! Lights! Nights! New York, New York, a helluva town The Bronx is up, but the Battery's down The people ride in a hole in the groun' New York, New York, it's a helluva town!

Don’t have it in my house in Central New York. I have two window units, one at each end of the house. It’s a little loud as a background hum, but for the few weeks out of the year when I need it, it works great.

I’m so tired of being alone I’m so tired of on-my-own Won’t you help me girl Just as soon as you can People say that I’ve found a way To make you say that you love me Hey baby, you didn’t go for that It’s a natural fact That I wanna come back Show me where it’s at, baby I’m so tired of being alone I’m so tired of on-my-own Won’t you help me girl Soon as you can I guess you know that I, uh, I love you so Even though you don’t want me no more Hey hey hey hey, I’m cryin’ tears All through the years I’ll tell ya like it is Honey, love me if you will

OH Would you like to swing on a star carry moonbeams home in a jar and be better off than you are or would you rather be a mule A mule is an animal with long funny ears kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak he's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak and by the way if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule h would you like to swing on a star carry moonbeams home in a jar and be better off than you are or would you rather be a pig A pig is an animal with dirt on his face his shoes are a terrible disgrace He has no manners when he eats his food He's fat and lazy and extremely rude But if you don't care a feather or a fig you may grow up to be a pig