Gray Beard

Everyday, it's a gettin' closer, Goin' faster than a roller coaster, Love like yours will surely come my way, Everyday, it's a gettin' faster, Everyone says go ahead and ask her, Love like yours will surely come my way, Everyday seems a little longer, Every way, love's a little stronger, Come what may, do you ever long for True love from me?

I'm not content to be with you in the daytime Girl, I want to be with you all of the time The only time I feel alright is by your side Girl, I want to be with you all of the time All day and all of the night

When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you When I go out, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you And when I come home, yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles To fall down at your door

That sure is eloquent legal jargon

Take the last train to Clarksville And I'll meet you at the station You can be there by four-thirty 'Cause I've made your reservation, don't be slow

Orange whip? orange whip? orange whip? Three orange whips!

I like all kinds of pizza, and lately I’ve become fond of tomato pie as well. It’s a lot like pizza without cheese (other than an optional sprinkling of a grated smelly cheese, perhaps Parmesan). I think it’s a Utica thing.

Do you want something to drink?

Then the busy years went rushing by us We lost our starry notions on the way If by chance I'd see you in the tavern We'd smile at one another and we'd say Those were the days my friend We thought they'd never end We'd sing and dance forever and a day We'd live the life we choose We'd fight and never lose Those were the days, oh yes those were the days

Laugh, laugh, I thought I'd die It seemed so funny to me Laugh, laugh you met a guy who taught you how it feels to be Lonely, oh so lonely

Sorry, folks. We’re closed for two weeks to clean and repair America’s favorite family fun park.

Don’t know how to vote. I used to eat it back when it was considered healthy. Now it’s considered to be unhealthy. I never really liked it, so I see know reason to eat something that I don’t really like and is considered to be unhealthy.

Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.

I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself

You'll eat this one bloody to feed your blood.

Very good summary. I also enjoy watching those shows. I read that she left Xtreme 4x4 because she somehow hurt her back and was sidelined for a while. Welding was one of her specialties, and she taught welding as well. Such a shame.

I’m retired and under age 65, but my wife is still working, so her job provides insurance for both of us. My belief is that in NY, the exchange offers pretty good options. My retired friends whose spouses don’t have insurance say that the lower price/higher deductible plans on the exchange are not too awful in terms of cost and coverage. Not cheap, but doable.

Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, EH?

I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry

Follow the rainbow over the stream Follow the fellow who follows a dream Follow, follow, follow, follow Follow the yellow brick road

I knew of her from several shows dealing with car modifications and the like. I find this to be very sad news. She was more than just a pretty face. She really seemed to know what she was doing, which is more than I can say for a lot of the women that they put on shows like that.

Born free, as free as the wind blows As free as the grass grows Born free to follow your heart

That Botox commercial has been unavoidable lately. The one with all the young and beautiful people demonstrating that they can still change their facial expressions while using Botox. Maybe advertising created a demand.

We had a small fire last night, but we caught it in the nick of time. (Planes, Trains & Automobiles)

Boy's so fat, when he goes outside with a red shirt on, all the kids in the neighborhood shout Kool Aid! (“The Nutty Professor”)