Gray Beard

The Top Gear guys used viagra to avoid altitude sickness on a challenge that involved going over a mountain. (I think it was in South America.)

The blonde that was with him though...

Well they say the sky's the limit And to me that's really true But my friend you have seen nothin' Just wait 'til I get through Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on

My father would go off into the master bedroom and watch it by himself. The rest of the family (including my mother) would just whine and roll their eyes if he tried to watch it out in the family room. My dad used to say that the key to a happy marriage is separate TVs. Smart man.

So the Jets and the Dolphins could be in a race for the bottom. Too bad the pats are in the same division, otherwise the Bills could walk into a division championship. Wild card could be doable if the last three of those four games are guaranteed wins. Just have to win half of the remaining games. Of course, two of those remaining games are against the pats....

And stroking can predict ED.

I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita And as I continue you know they getting sweeter So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord To me is flirting it's just like sport, anything fly It's all good, let me dump it, please set in the trumpet A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man Mambo Number Five

My dad used to watch Lawrence Welk. He’d be 99 if he was still alive.

They based this on results from over 150,000 men, and the probabilities were significant. That’s hard evidence.

I remember this one from when I was a kid

People like to talk about “elite” quarterbacks. “Good enough to be a starter” probably means he scouted JA and thought he would be good, but not necessarily elite. At this point in JA’s career, I wouldn’t argue with that characterization. Time will tell.

They got a little place a-down the track The name of the place is I like it like that You take Sally and I'll take Sue And we're gonna rock away all of our blues Come on (come on let me show you where it's at) Oh, come on (come on let me show you where it's at) Ah, come on (come on let me show you where it's at) The name of the place is I like it like that

Very fun article to read. Do you get paid by the pun? The Bills have changed their makeup... plain eye black isn’t the style anymore?

My parents passed away years ago. I got along with them great as an adult. They were strict and intentionally unfriendly when we were growing up. We did things as a family, but they were in charge, they were not our “friends” until we were much older. They also never lived near me after I graduated from college, so we only talked on the phone every few weeks and visited about once a year. My wife and her parents just bicker. They live about a mile away, and that access means that they don’t savor each other’s company. Everybody in my wife’s family is opinionated and closed minded. It’s hard to be around them.

Hold my beer... https://news.yahoo.com/sheriffs-deputies-north-carolina-unsure-022009638.html

CJ Mosley

Corgi - considered to be annoying by many people

Clutch Crunch

Chronic complaining about the guy.

Bureau - a place to store things, or an office for transacting business. I’m sure there’s a tie-in somehow.

Bust - what I hope is the result of this deal Burnt - what I hope happens to the pats

Ginn had a good game, but it seems harsh to cut the guy. They must have a plan. That team is too good to do something out of anger or emotion. I predict more info will be available soon, for those who care to pay attention.

BOQ Bachelor Officers Quarters - probably a place with a lot of football fans.