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Gray Beard

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  1. Mamas' don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys Don't let 'em pick guitars or drive them old trucks Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such Mamas' don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys 'Cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone Even with someone they love
  2. Every year is different Every team is different Every coaching staff is different This team could go 8-8 or could go 14-2 Past performance is no guarantee of future results.
  3. Why is that whenever a player explains why the pats organization is superior to the organization that they came from, the reaction is to kill the messenger?
  4. Down in the meadow in a little bitty pool Swam three little fishies and a mama fishie too "Swim" said the mama fishie, "Swim if you can" And they swam and they swam all over the dam
  5. Ooh, I bet you're wonderin' how I knew 'Bout your plans to make me blue With some other guy you knew before Between the two of us guys You know I loved you more It took me by surprise I must say When I found out yesterday Don'tcha know that I heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be mine
  6. Well I lay my head on the railroad track Waiting on the Double E But the train don't run by here no more Poor poor pitiful me
  7. If I go online for shopping and look at vests, I’m always surprised how many times a jacket pops up in the results. Not really that often but enough to make scratch my head and wonder how that happens
  8. I’m frustrated by the speeds on the Thruway. The speed limit is 65. Trucks in the slow lane are going 68... too slow. People in the fast lane will ride your bumper if you’re going less than 80... too fast. I want to go 75. Can’t do it.
  9. But it wouldn’t meet the current concussion requirements
  10. Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today To get through this thing called life Electric word life it means forever and that's a mighty long time But I'm here to tell you there's something else (Go crazy) If you don't like, the world you're living in Take a look around you at least you got friends
  11. It’s all about managing expectations. There’s a story about a guy and a girl who are getting down to business. As they start taking their clothes off, the girl looks down and says, “Who do you think you’re going to satisfy with that little thing?” The guy replies, “Me.”
  12. Looks like Steelers offense is coming alive, or Dolphins defense is crumbling. The Steelers might pull this out.
  13. That’s the pass thrower. I was talking about the intended pass catcher.
  14. O’Leary might have caught that if he wore gloves. Somebody told me his grandfather plays golf.
  15. The Steelers are moving the ball. This is no fun.
  16. Will Stiller’s coach last through the season?
  17. Manhattan women are all in silk and satin Or so the fellas say There's just one thing necessary in Manhattan When you have just one day Gotta pick up a date Maybe seven or eight on your way In just one day
  18. What a worthless wimpy late hit penalty Do you think Josh gets that call?
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