Gray Beard

So if you need some lovin, and you need it right away Take a little time out, and maybe I'll stay Then I got to ramble (ramblin' man) Lord I got to gamble (gamblin' man)

Happy Birthday! I hope you had fun at your week of casino outings.

I would walk ten miles on my hands and knees Ain't no doubt about it baby it's you I aim to please I'd wrestle with a lion and a grizzly bear It's my life baby but I don't care Ain't that tuff enuff Ain't that tuff enuff

You say I'll never get your blessing till the day I die Tough luck my friend but the answer is no! Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too Why you gotta be so rude I'm gonna marry her anyway

It doesn’t make sense that he would want to be in a Jets uniform.

I transitioned over the years from Windows 3.1, to Windows 95, to Windows 98, to Windows XP, to Windows 7, to Windows 10. Windows 10 has a “non tiles” mode that makes it pretty easy to use for someone like me. I dabbled a little with Windows Vista and Windows 8, both of which were clunky and buggy, and had short lifespans.

If the guy wants to go, does it make sense to force him to stay? Does it create bad feelings? Awkward work environment? I know.. it’s a job, it pays a ton of money, just shut up and get to work. Human nature sometimes is stronger than logic, or money.

Hang down your head, Tom Dooley Hang down your head and cry Hang down your head, Tom Dooley Poor boy, you're bound to die

If you love me let me know If you don't then let me go I can't take another minute of a day without you in it If you love me, let it be If you don't then set me free Take the chains away that keep me lovin' you

The three stages of sex after the honeymoon... Tri-weekly Try weekly Try weakly

The Little Old Lady From Pasadena (Go Granny, go, Granny, go, Granny, go) Has a pretty little flowerbed of white gardenias; (Go Granny, go, Granny, go, Granny, go) But parked in a rickety old garage, There's a brand new shiny super stocked Dodge. And ev'rybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner than The Little Old Lady From Pasadena.

I guess people in your neighborhood don’t let their cats out

I believe the proper terminology is your entire staff is needed at a “High Level Business Meeting”

Get yourself cooler, lay yourself low Coincidental murder, with nothing to show When the judge's constipation go to his head And his wife's aggravation, you're soon enough dead It's the same old story, same old song and dance, my friend

I’ve seen videos of him playing video games with Gronk and Conan. He was hysterical, and clearly no dummy. I’ve seen videos of him going to Scotland and talking about football. He can be charming and funny when he wants to be. He’s no longer able to move the pile. He was called out of retirement in an emergency. I seriously doubt he would go through the grind of a season again at this point.

I went walking the other day and Everything was going fine Met a little boy named Billy Joe And then I almost lost my mind Mama said there'll be days like this There'll be days like this, my mama said

I can see clearly now the rain is goneI can see all obstacles in my wayGone are the dark clouds that had me blindIt's gonna be a bright, brightBright sunshiny day

If you go to the “by county” view, people who live in the counties that border on other states tend to move over the border. Taxes.

Sugar pie, honey bunch You know that I love you I can't help myself I love you and nobody else

I've got to keep my image While I'm standing on the floor If I drop upon my knees It's just to keep them on my nose You think that I'm not human And my heart is made of stone But I've never had no problems 'Cause my body's pretty strong I'm a man yes I am and I can't help but love you so

Good point. I looked it up. That picture is about 7 or 8 years old.

My one complaint is the epic fail by the broadcast networks. Clearly they should be showing screenshots of Tannehill’s wife between plays.

Between the PEDs and the hits to the head, I predict that he won’t grow old gracefully. Part of me thinks it’s sad, most of me thinks he deserves it.

I think of all the education that I missed But then my homework was never quite like this Ow got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for teacher