Gray Beard

I've been a-searchin' all this wide world Now finally I've found my Candy girl Candy girl I found me a girl (candy girl) She sets my heart a-whirl (candy girl) With huggin' (huggin') and kissin' (kissin') and lov-in' (She's mine) mi-ine (mine) mine Whoa-oa-oa-oh-oh (candy girl)

My name is Michael, I've got a nickel, I've got a nickel shiny and new I'm gonna buy me all kinds of candy, that's what I'm gonna do

Sittin' in the mornin' sun I'll be sittin' when the evenin' comes Watchin' the ships roll in Then I watch 'em roll away again I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Watchin' the tide, roll away I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time

She sits on the dock a fishin' in the water uh, huh I don't know her name she's the fisherman's daughter uh, huh Come on down to my boat baby Come on down where we can play Come on down to my boat baby Come on down we'll sail away. She smiled so nice like she wants to come with me uh, huh But she's tied to the dock and she can't get free

Red, red wine goes to my head Makes me forget that I still need her so Red, red wine, it's up to you All I can do I've done Memories won't go, memories won't go Life is fine every time Thoughts of you leave my head I was wrong, now I find Just one thing makes me forget

I come home in the morning light My mother says, "When you gonna live your life right?" Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones And girls, they wanna have fun Oh girls just want to have fun

According to this article, they may be poisonous. https://www.tbep.org/m/fc/Puffer_Fish--24.html No, thank you. When I was a kid, we caught spiny blowfish in the Halifax River in Ormond Beach (I lived in Florida from 2nd grade through 8th grade, 1964 to 1971). We would put them on the dock, watch them blow themselves up, and then kick them back into the river. Probably cruel, and not something I would do as an adult.

According to the NY DMV Manual, “When a stopped school bus flashes its red light(s), traffic that approaches from either direc­tion, even in front of the school and in school parking lots, must stop before it reaches the bus. You should stop at least 20 feet (6 m) away from the bus. You can identify this bus by a “SCHOOL BUS” sign, the red lights on the top and its unique yellow-orange color.” The only concern I might have with your maneuver is the 20 feet (6 m) distance from the bus. Were you closer than that when you turned away? Otherwise, I can’t see that you were wrong, but I’m no expert so don’t trust my opinion.

I was at a dance when he caught my eye Standin' all alone lookin' sad and shy We began to dance, swaying' to and fro And soon I knew I'd never let him go Blame it on the bossa nova with its magic spell Blame it on the bossa nova that he did so well Oh, it all began with just one little dance But then it ended up a big romance Blame it on the bossa nova The dance of love

Hello, it's me I've thought about us for a long, long time Maybe I think too much but something's wrong There's something here that doesn't last too long Maybe I shouldn't think of you as mine Seeing you, or seeing anything as much as I do you I take for granted that you're always there I take for granted that you just don't care Sometimes I can't help seeing all the way through It's important to me That you know you are free 'Cause I never want to make you change for me

Have you seen her? So fine and pretty Fooled me with her style and ease And I feel her from across the room Yes, it's love in the third degree Oh, baby baby Won't-cha turn your head my way? Oh, baby baby Ah come on take a chance You're old enough to Dance the night away Whoa-oh come on girl, dance the night away

Anderson Cooper

Sunshine, blue skies, please go away A girl has found another and gone away With her went my future, my life is filled with gloom So day after day I stay locked up in my room I know to you, it might sound strange But I wish it would rain, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

My daughter’s dog is named Stan. I had a friend at work named Stan. Whenever I would go to visit my daughter, I would go into work the next day and tell everyone that Stan has been humping my leg for the past few days. I crack myself up.

I was a wrong when I said illegal. I looked it up. Apparently it is legal if a vet does it with anesthesia, which makes sense to me. https://www.avma.org/advocacy/state-local-issues/state-laws-governing-elective-surgical-procedures

Ears and tail were cropped. We didn’t want it, the breeder did it when she was very very young. Illegal in NY now.

The real reason my screen name is Gray Beard

When my dog would eat something that made her sick, she would go on a boiled rice and chicken diet for a few days. She always loved it. At the end, she wouldn’t even eat the rice and chicken. Sometimes when we had a pot of rice and chicken in the fridge, I would take a scoop of it, add a dash of salt and a little hot sauce, warm it up in the microwave, and eat it. My wife would freak out . “I can’t believe you’re eating dog food!”

Wasted days and wasted nights, I have left for you behind For you don't belong to me, Your heart belongs to someone else. Why should I keep loving you, When I know that you're not true? And why should I call your name, When you're to blame For making me blue? Don't you remember the day, That you went away and left me? I was so lonely, Prayed for you only, My love.

Cold hearted orb that rules the night, Removes the colours from our sight. Red is grey and yellow white. But we decide which is right. And which is an illusion?

I would love to know the process for fitting words to mouth movements. They do it so well.

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you And if I haver up, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles To fall down at your door

I would have a hard time making that trip alone. I think you are being smart to move a little slower and have your wife go with you. Very sorry for your loss.

On the road again I just can't wait to get on the road again The life I love is makin' music with my friends And I can't wait to get on the road again On the road again Goin' places that I've never been Seein' things that I may never see again And I can't wait to get on the road again

Call me the breeze I keep blowin' down the road Well now, they call me the breeze I keep blowin' down the road I ain't got me nobody I don't carry me no load Ain't no change in the weather Ain't no changes in me