Gray Beard

Blow horns you sure sound pretty Your violins keep movin' to the nitty gritty When you hear the scratch of the guitar scratchin' Then you'll know that the rhythm carries all the action, oh yeah Turn the beat around Love to hear percussion Turn it upside down Love to hear percussion

I'm not talking about moving in And I don't want to change your life But there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out And I'd really love to see you tonight

Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine There's somethin' special on my mind Last night I met a new girl in the neighbourhood, whoa yeah Somethin' tells me I'm into something good She's the kind of girl who's not too shyAnd I can tell I'm her kind of guyShe danced close to me like I hoped she wouldSomethin' tells me I'm into something good

On the way to Bimbombey There's a hill on the way to Bimbombey There's a house on the hill and a girl in the house On the hill on the way to Bimbombey A house on the hill and a girl in the house On the hill on the way to Bimbombey

I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block And I sit at home looking out the window Imagining the world has stopped Then in flies a guy who's all dressed up just like a Union Jack And says, "I've won five pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack" I said, "hey, you, get off of my cloud Hey, you, get off of my cloud Hey, you, get off of my cloud Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd On my cloud, baby"

Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner But he knew it wouldn't last Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona For some California grass Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged

We were so in phase In our dance hall days We were cool on craze When I, you and everyone we knew Could believe, do and share in what was true I said, “Dance hall days love”

She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes Coming round the mountain She'll be coming round the mountain Coming round the mountain when she comes

When will I see you again? When will we share precious moments? Will I have to wait forever? Will I have to suffer and cry the whole night through? When will I see you again? When will our hearts beat together? Are we in love or just friends? Is this my beginning or is this the end?

Electrical banana Is gonna be a sudden craze Electrical banana Is bound to be the very next phase They call it mellow yellow

Indiana wants me, Lord, I can't go back there I wish I had you to talk to If a man ever needed dyin', he did No one had the right to say what he said about you And it's so cold and lonely here without you Out there the law's a comin' I'm gettin' so tired of runnin' Indiana wants me, Lord, I can't go back there

The warden threw a party in the county jail. The prison band was there and they began to wail. The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing. You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing. Let's rock, everybody, let's rock. Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

She cries alone at night too often He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all Only women bleed

I didn’t realize “pull my finger” was a challenge. I challenge your definition of a challenge.

The sun'll come out Tomorrow Bet your bottom dollar That tomorrow There'll be sun! Just thinkin' about Tomorrow Clears away the cobwebs And the sorrow 'Til there's none!

My wife never was a fan of fast rides. My kids used to get me to go on them, but that was many years ago. Now my daughter won’t go on rides after a bad vertigo incident on the Tower of Terror. My son still likes to go on them, but we haven’t been together at a big amusement park in many years.

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away Now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh, I believe in yesterday Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be There's a shadow hanging over me Oh, yesterday came suddenly

And the boll weevil spotted a lightning bug He said "Hey, I'd like to make a trade with you ’Cause you see if I was a lightning bug I’d search the whole night through Searchin’ for a home, I'd have me plenty of home" And the boll weevil called the farmer, 'n' he said ”You better sell your old machines ’Cause when I'm through with your cotton Heh, you can't even buy gasoline I’m gonna take me a home, gotta have a home"

To Tell the Truth, and The Wild Wild West. Two very different shows that I enjoyed in my youth. RIP

Maybin Rex Ryan Johnson over Flutie in the playoffs

Slip slidin' away Slip slidin' away You know the nearer your destination The more you're slip slidin' away

There was a wooden roller coaster at Canobie Lake Park in New Hampshire that I used to enjoy. According to wiki, it was designed and built by the same people who built the Comet, but it was smaller. At at this point in my life I think a roller coaster would cause me to lose my equilibrium and have a bad day.

Oh, A B C It's easy as, 1 2 3 As simple as, do re mi A B C, 1 2 3 Baby, you and me girl A B C it's easy, It's like counting up to 3 Sing a simple melody That's how easy love can be That's how easy love can be Sing a simple melody 1 2 3 You and me

And it's one, two, three, What are we fighting for ? Don't ask me, I don't give a damn, Next stop is Vietnam; And it's five, six, seven, Open up the pearly gates, Well there ain't no time to wonder why, Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Sugar, ah honey honey You are my candy girl And you got me wanting you Honey, ah sugar sugar You are my candy girl And you've got me wanting you I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you (I just can't believe it's true) I just can't believe the one to love this feeling to (I just can't believe it's true)