Gray Beard

You're not unreadable, you're not unbeatable I know just what you are, don't push your luck to far You're not untouchable, not just another girl I'd get in touch with you, I only wish you knew that I've got your number written on the back of my hand

My darlin', I need you To call my own and never do wrong To hold in mine your little hand I'll know too soon that all is so grand Please, hold my hand

Like a river flows surely to the sea Darling so it goes Some things are meant to be Take my hand, take my whole life too For I can't help falling in love with you

Madman drummers bummers Indians in the summer With a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps As the adolescent pumps His way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder Feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasin' Sneezin' and wheezin The calliope crashed to the ground The calliope crashed to the ground Well she was Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night

Love hurts Love scars Love wounds and marks Any heart not tough or strong enough To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain Love is like a cloud, it holds a lot of rain Love hurts Ooh love hurts

the dawn is breakin' It's early morn The taxi's waitin' He's blowin' his horn Already I'm so lonesome I could die So kiss me and smile for me Tell me that you'll wait for me Hold me like you'll never let me go 'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane Don't know when I'll be back again Oh babe, I hate to go

Since you're gone The nights are gettin' strange Since you're gone Well, nothing's makin' any sense Since you're gone I stumbled in the shade Since you're gone Everything's in perfect tense, well I can't help it When you fall apart I can't help it Guess you better start

I love him, I love him, I love him And where he goes I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow He'll always be my true love, my true love, my true love From now until forever, forever, forever I will follow him, follow him wherever he may go There isn't an ocean too deep A mountain so high it can keep, keep me away Away from my love

You spin me right round, baby Right round like a record, baby Right round round round You spin me right round, baby Right round like a record, baby Right round round round

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead

With the cleaver I hack them in two I pull out what's inside And I serve it up fried God, I love little fishes, don't you? Here's something for tempting the palate Prepared in the classic technique First you pound the fish flat with a mallet Then you slash through the skin Give the the belly a slice Then you rub some salt in 'Cause that makes it taste nice

I`m looking for a love I`m looking for a love I`m looking here and there I`m searching everywhere I`m looking for a love To call my own

Little sister, don't you Little sister, don't you Little sister, don't you kiss me once or twice Then say it's very nice And then you run Little sister, don't you Do what your big sister done

From Atlanta, Georgia, to the Gulf Stream water up to California end I'm gonna spend my life both night and day I say, gimme, gimme good lovin' every night (Hey you know it's alright, child) Gimme, gimme good lovin' make it alright Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha To the girls in Frisco, to the girls in New York To the girls in Texican, you gotta understand That baby I'm your man I say, gimme, gimme good lovin' every night (Yeah you know it's alright now) Gimme, gimme good lovin' make it alright Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

You've got to give it to me You've got to give it to me You're so slick now, know every trick now You know I want it, I want it so bad You know I need it, I can't believe it So come on baby, Please relieve it

I wanna hold you til I die Til we both break down and cry I wanna hold you til the fear in me subsides

Oh his poor mother

That line is called the linea nigra and it’s pretty common for pregnant women to have it, especially near the end of pregnancy. I remember being taught about it when my wife was pregnant. The one in this picture is longer and darker than typical, but not that unusual. I don’t think my wife got much of one. In case anyone wants to do their own research, you can start here... https://americanpregnancy.org/pregnancy-concerns/pregnancy-line-linea-nigra/

Every which way but loose You turn me Every which way but loose Inside the fire's burnin' me In my mind you just keep turnin' me Every which but loose Baby there's no excuse To turn me every which way but loose

She could be in a “would ya?” thread. Am I going to be upset or disappointed when I find out who this is?

Good clue... Mike Pence?

(I couldn’t pass on this opportunity...) Oh Alabama The devil fools With the best laid plan Swing low Alabama You got the spare change You got to feel strange And now the moment Is all that it meant Alabama, you got The weight on your shoulders That's breaking your back Your Cadillac Has got a wheel in the ditch And a wheel on the track

Way out here they've got a name For wind and rain and fire The rain is Tess, the fire's Joe And they call the wind Mariah Mariah blows the stars around Sends the clouds a-flyin' Mariah makes the mountain sound Like folks was up there dyin' Mariah, Mariah They call the wind Mariah

Come to my window Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon Come to my window I'll be home soon

Splish, splash, I was takin' a bath Long about a Saturday night, yeah A rub dub, just relaxin' in the tub Thinkin' everythin' was alright Well, I stepped out the tub I put my feet on the floor I wrapped the towel around me and I Opened the door And then a-splish, splash I jumped back in the bath Well, how was I to know There was a party goin' on?