Gray Beard

I looked through her twitter feed. No. Even when she’s not licking toilets, she’s just not that hot.

It's quarter to three There's no one in the place 'cept you and me So set 'em' up joe I got a little story I think you oughtta know We're drinking my friend To the end of a brief episode So make it one for my baby And one more for the road

It's late in the evening; she's wondering what clothes to wear She puts on her make-up and brushes her long blonde hair And then she asks me, Do I look all right? And I say, "Yes, you look wonderful tonight We go to a party and everyone turns to see This beautiful lady that's walking around with me And then she asks me, Do you feel all right? And I say, "Yes, I feel wonderful tonight"

Out of work, I'm out of my headOut of self respect, I'm out of breadI'm underloved, I'm underfed, I want to go homeIt never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya?It pours, man, it pours

I'm starting with the man in the mirror I'm asking him to change his ways And no message could have been any clearer If you want to make the world a better place Take a look at yourself, and then make a change

Laugh, laugh, I thought I'd die It seemed so funny to me Laugh, laugh you met a guy who taught you how it feels to be Lonely, oh so lonely

When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, that's amore When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine, that's amore

Mississippi Queen You know what I mean Mississippi Queen She taught me everything Went down around Vicksburg Around Louisiana way Where lived the Cajun Lady Aboard the Mississippi Queen You know she was a dancer She moved better on wine While the rest of them dudes were gettin' their kicks Boy, I beg your pardon, I was gettin' mine

@Hapless Bills Fan Stupid question, perhaps already discussed upstream... There are many anecdotal stories of people who say they have had flu-like symptoms in recent months, yet they tested negative for the flu. Their claim is that Covid-19 has been around longer than people might think. I doubt that this is the case, but I have nothing other than a gut feel. What say you?

I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine Anytime night or day Only trouble is, gee whiz I'm dreamin' my life away

I’m hoping the sports networks start showing stuff like the old Wide World of Sports. Like cliff diving, or ski jumping.

You who are on the road Must have a code that you can live by And so become yourself Because the past is just a good-bye. Teach your children well, Their father's hell did slowly go by, And feed them on your dreams The one they picks, the one you'll know by. Don't you ever ask them why, if they told you, you will cry, So just look at them and sigh And know they love you.

Me and you and you and me No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be The only one for me is you, and you for me So happy together I can't see me lovin' nobody but you For all my life When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue For all my life

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day When it's cold outside I've got the month of May Well I guess you'd say What can make me feel this way? My girl (my girl, my girl) Talkin' 'bout my girl (my girl) I've got so much honey the bees envy me I've got a sweeter song than the birds in the trees Well I guess you'd say What can make me feel this way? My girl (my girl, my girl) Talkin' 'bout my girl (my girl ooh)

Anybody here see the noise, see the fear and commotion I think we missed it Anybody here see the love, see the hate, the emotion Don't give me no hand me down shoes Don't give me no hand me down love Don't give me no hand me down world I got one already Anybody here see the long-distance cheer for the notion Well, I think we missed it Anybody here see the sky weeping tears for the ocean

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite Looking forward to a little afternoon delight Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting Sky rockets in flight Afternoon delight

Getting food to children in need is a concern. I’ve noticed on Facebook that several teachers and restaurants in the area have offered to help, but I don’t know how that would work in a practical sense. It’s a shame that kids can’t reliably get food at home, but it’s a reality that shouldn’t be taken lightly.

My daughter’s email address book was hacked a few years ago and everyone got an email that said she was out of the country and her passport was stolen, so please wire some money. A few people called to see if it was true. It was very convincing. Scary.

My wife is a teacher. Early today her school scheduled a superintendent’s day this coming Wednesday to plan. That my be no longer necessary, because later in the afternoon the county executive declared a state of emergency, and all schools in the county (Oneida) are closed until April 14. So far only a few Central NY counties have done this. To my knowledge, there isn’t a confirmed case in our county, which makes me wonder if the county executive may have been over zealous. The stores in the area were already being picked clean, and now it’s next level crazy.

Now I've got a guy and his name is Dooley He's my guy and I love him truly He's not good lookin', heaven knows But I'm wild about his crazy clothes He wears tan shoes with pink shoelaces A polka dot vest and man, oh, man Tan shoes with pink shoelaces And a big Panama with a purple hat band

I want you to want me I need you to need me I'd love you to love me I'm beggin' you to beg me I want you to want me I need you to need me I'd love you to love me I'll shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt I'll get home early from work if you say that you love me Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'? Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'? Feelin' all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin' Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'?

https://www.syracuse.com/coronavirus/2020/03/cuomo-180-school-days-requirement-waived-decision-to-close-up-to-districts.html So as of this afternoon, the requirement for 180 school days is being waived, and it’s up to the individual school districts to stay open or close.

Real people, Stihl people

There's a moon out tonight whoa-oh-oh ooh Let's go strollin' There's a girl in my heart whoa-oh-oh ooh Whose heart I've stolen There's a moon out tonight whoa-oh-oh ooh Let's go strollin' through the park