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Gray Beard

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  1. Supposedly it will be direct deposited in the account where your tax refund is deposited. I haven’t gotten a tax refund deposited in a few years. Lately I’ve owed a little bit after doing my taxes. I wonder if that means I’ll get a check in the mail.
  2. MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh, no
  3. One fine morning, girl, I'll wake up Wipe the sleep from my eyes Go outside and feel the sunshine Then I know I'll realize That as long as you love me, girl, we'll fly And on that mornin' when I wake up I'll see your face inside a cloud See your smile inside a window Hear your voice inside a crowd Calling, "Come with me baby and we'll fly"
  4. No time for a gentle rain No time for my watch and chain No time for revolving doors No time for the killin' floor No time for the killin' floor There's no time left for you No time left for you
  5. Take me down little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the queen of the underground And you can send me dead flowers every morning Send me dead flowers by the mail Send me dead flowers to my wedding And I won't forget to put roses on your grave
  6. I always thought the ejection seat was triggered by reaching down between your legs and pulling on a handle with both hands. (No puns intended). I can’t believe nobody told him not to do that before the flight. Maybe they did but he was too panicked to understand or remember.
  7. She was born in the wagon of a travellin' show Her mama had to dance for the money they'd throw Grandpa'd do whatever he could Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of doctor good
  8. This article talks about how to sign up. Everything is online. There’s no mention of looking for a job. You probably already know all this. https://thecity.nyc/2020/04/how-do-i-get-new-york-state-unemployment-covid-19-benefits.html
  9. Climb, climb, rattle on the front seat Spree I spraddle on the backseat Turn my key, step on my starter Take you riding in my car Engine it goes brm brm brrrm Engine it goes brm brm brrrm Front seat, backseat, boys and girls Take you riding in my car Trees and the houses walk along Trees and the houses walk along Truck and a car and a garbage can I'll take you riding in my car
  10. So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz? My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
  11. Happy Birthday. I hope you get a nice birthday dinner.
  12. Arthur Moats knocked Brett Favre out of the game Don’t cross the Moats! Moats had that one season when he was a fan favorite.
  13. Are you lonesome tonight Do you miss me tonight? Are you sorry we drifted apart? Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day When I kissed you and called you sweetheart? Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare? Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there? Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again? Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
  14. All the people at work under the age of 40 are shocked to find out that these things used to be next to all the candy and soda machines scattered throughout the building.
  15. I remember tagging along with my father when he would go to the hardware store with a bunch of tubes from the back of the tv and test them to see which ones had gone bad.
  16. The Agony of Defeat on ABC Wide World of Sports
  17. There are a few who think they may have had a mild case and got through it without medical intervention. If that’s true, they may be the luckiest ones of all!
  18. Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away, I should've walked away
  19. @CowgirlsFan Thanks! And I hope the same things for you and yours!
  20. I like dreamin' cause dreamin' can make you mine. I like dreamin', closing my eyes and feeling fine. When the lights go down, I'm holding you so tight. Got you in my arms and it's paradise 'til the morning light.
  21. We'll sing in the sunshineWe'll laugh every dayWe'll sing in the sunshineThen I'll be on my wayI will never love youThe cost of love's too dearBut though I'll never love youI'll stay with you one year
  22. Leroy, boy, is that you? I thought your post-hangin' days were through, Sunk-in eyes and full of sighs, Tell no lies, you get wise, I tell you now we're gonna pull you through, There's only one thing left that we can do We gotta get you a woman, It's like nothin' else to make you feel sure you're alive We gotta get you a woman, We better get walkin', we're wastin' time talkin' now
  23. Good morning starshine The earth says "hello" You twinkle above us We twinkle below Good morning starshine You lead us along My love and me as we sing Our early morning singing song
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