Gray Beard

Etch A Sketch

Every year we get an email saying that we shouldn’t come to work if there is a traveller advisory. We should stay home and use a vacation day instead.

Escape

This is so wrong on so many levels. I couldn’t think of something so stupid if I tried. You create a database of people who will pay for porn along with their computer IP addresses. Then the database gets hacked. And you KNOW it will be hacked. Don’t even pretend that it won’t. Now you have names and computer information. Hack in and steal personal and financial data. Blackmail the people with threats to disclose names. Wow. I’m flabbergasted at the stupidity of this idea.

Epic

Charge people $19.99 to teach them how to bypass it.

Give up several picks for a QB. He’s a rookie and without all the picks to fill holes the Bills will probably not have a great year. Maybe use a bridge vet to give the rookie a few games before having him start. Use next year’s better picks to fill holes, maybe even trade down. The 2019 season is the next chance for playoffs.

Pics or it didn’t happen

My company issued pedometers to everyone. The kind that get registered to a web site. If you maintain about 5,000 steps per day you can get a few hundred dollars added to a health care savings account. Most people go along with it. It’s not a hard goal at all. A few people complain about another web based intrusion.

epub

Dogz

Used Dad’s Gun

We have both kinds, country and western

DTV

Draft

Destroyer or Dominator

If it’s a gadget, it must be one of those remote control ones Dump

Duplicon

I hear he is a great decoy

I knew there was a version sung by Lorne Greene, and I may have heard a little of it before, but I’ve never heard the full song. I’m not sure I would call it singing, but I enjoyed it.

Distill

Back to my pre-teen to teen years....