That's Rex, play for yourself. If you feel like going offsides or holding, no big deal. He'll shake his head and, yeah, they'll be a penalty, but he's with you and there'll be more plays anyway. He's a "player's coach" and everyone loves him, he thinks. Plus he's a defensive genius, though you have to also be a genius to figure it all out. Perhaps it's simply a self serving scam but who really cares, as long as everyone thinks it's the product of a brilliant mind. Shall we adjourn to the bar?