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simool

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  1. Crispy Cat Rangoon
  2. I truly believe I would likely be in prison or dead if my Dad did not give me the belt. Looking back, he did the right thing. I was an idiot, made some absolutely head-shaking decisions. I was the youngest of four, raised by a single father, had absolutely no supervision, and thought I was way smarter than I actually was. I have three kids of my own now and I like to think that because I was so bad, they end up benefiting because all three are great kids. WARNING: NSFW language
  3. That article is the biggest crock of you know what. That chicken bone thing? Probably good advice for some small and medium breeds, but I have a 120lb Akita that eats anything that moves. So let's say I don't give her chicken bones. What then? Do I go pry the possum, skunk, rabbit, cat, vole, mole, etc. carcass from her mouth prior to her consuming it in it's entirety (albeit in bite size, ripped from the carcass, portions?) Also, I have a Rat Terrier that is 15 years old and still the fastest thing I have ever seen on four legs. She cleans off plates, and if the grease and fat are hurting her you would never know it. She is a svelt, muscular, 15 year old dog. She loves carrots so much that she prefers a carrot over a milk bone. I don't let her eat chicken bones, but I do give her pork bones and She cleans it down to a polished bone and then leaves it for lard ass (akita) who literally destroys pork bones like they are milk bones. Our local vet is primarily a large animal vet (we live in a rural area with a large dairy farm contigency)--definitely knows her stuff and she commonly remarks on the health, temperament, and general well being of our dogs.
  4. There is a good chance that many of those guest connections are spiders indexing the site for search engines. Some boards filter those, some don't. Not sure how IPB deals with them.
  5. I do but my wife gripes about it everytime I do. We even have a sanitize function on our dishwasher and she still gets on me. I dont really care. I keep doing it anyway. Just like she keeps cleaning out her storage closets into my clean garage. Its a give take relationship.
  6. I obviously have an affinity for Canadians.
  7. This thread... FFS. Being started by a Canadian? That's the cherry on top. It's going to be a long off-season. If I was intelligent I would just take a sabbatical.
  8. This 49 page whine and moan page about something you have no control over is still running strong eh? Talk about an exercise in futility. As a virgin head coach, McDermott arguably hit on all of his coach hires except one, maybe two. An argument could be made that Dennison was not his first choice. This gives me great confidence that the odds favor him getting this hire right too. Besides I have *ZERO* control over the situation. I will research the guy, form an opinion, and hope for the best. That is what a fan does--hope for the best. I think at the point you take it any further than that you are wasting time and energy. Life is short ladies, move on.
  9. Marrone Douche Nozzle
  10. I don't blame him for what he chose to do, like you said it was the right choice. I blame him for how he did it. Ass clown.
  11. You are probably spot on with this assessment. I would prefer White, but if we end up with Rudolph or Ferguson things could be worse.
  12. The 40 pages of whining covers this topic.
  13. Yeah about that. Marrone is an ass clown. You can take the clown out of the ass but you can't take the ass out of the clown.
  14. Golly, really? It was really tough to decipher this after reading through 39 pages of xRushx butt hurt. Thanks for clarifying.
  15. This is pretty damn funny. If you told Daboll you were bringing Moore in as a bridge he would tell you to take your job and stick it where the sun don't shine. He already coached Moore in 2011 at Miami. Was not a good look for either of them. Pretty sure Richie would tell you the same thing. Moore is a bridge to a dumpster fire.
  16. I think you give yourself a bit too much credit.
  17. Dude you forgot to add the "Breaking News" tag. FFS
  18. Purple is the color of confusion
  19. I guess we will see won't we?
  20. I think so. They will still draft a franchise guy. You would be hard pressed to find someone better than Tyrod to show a young QB how to prepare, how to practice, and how to handle himself off the field. Meh. As long as they draft a franchise guy I am good with this.
  21. In Daboll's defense, that 2009 Cleveland Brown team was a trainwreck. Mangina was coach, Rob Ryan was DC, and Daboll was OC. Brady Quinn / Derek Anderson QB cluster, and Jerome Harris / Washed up Jamal Lewis as HB. Turned over almost half of the roster from the previous season. Then in 2010, Holmgren comes on board and takes a crap all over their draft. Everyone on Mangina's staff knows they are dead men walking. 2011, Sparano's last year coaching the team. Richie is there. He gets the QB trifecta of Matt Moore, Chad Henne, and JP Losman! Reggie Bush is RB. 2012, Romeo's last season coaching the team. You will never convince me that this team did not purposefully tank. Brady Quinn an Matt Cassel QB controversy literally all season long. Jamaal Charles carrying the rock. I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, especially when you consider what he inherited in each stop (which was crap) and he was only given 1 year at each of his last two stops because the HC's got canned. Saban is not going to hire a moron to run his offense. Based off what this team did this season and the coaches McDermott did hit on in his first job hiring coaches -- I am also willing to trust the process.
  22. You are not really hurting anyone. You are like Jock itch, a nuisance.
  23. I did not realize it was possible to talk to one's own rectum. Impressive.
  24. I feed the birds. I feed Quail and Pheasant a steady diet of 1 1/8 oz. shot. .
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