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"OK kids, on this play the great big guy on steroids (don't ever do drugs) just tried to rip the head off the QB (that's illegal, don't ever do illegal stuff). Oops, sorry you had to hear him say that to the refs. Remember, the words "F*** You!" are bad (don't ever cuss at people). And he just intercepted the ball and took it the other way (normally it's best to share, but not always). Ouch, that guy's leg just bent the wrong way. He's gonna need surgery now (but look at the bright side, they have ice cream in the hospital!). And the game's over and they lost by 6 (which sucks, cuz I had $100 on them to hang within 5. That's a bad beat boys and girls. Don't ever bet on sports). I need a beer.... I mean a juice."

I'd pay $5K, but only if I can sit in that ship and fire off the cannons whenever I want to.

Friday pregame meal No Rocky Mountain Oysters Sure to cause sickness

I liked that his next 3 kicks (2 XPs and FG) after the miss were pretty much perfectly center-cut. Focused. I trust him.

Yeah, I cut him slack here. Great pick, but I will say it seemed like he was in shock after the catch. I was yelling at the TV... Run!!!!

Not hard at all. Remember in just 1 season we went from EJ Manuel to Thad Lewis to Jeff Tuel.

Wow. Nice Jugs.

Yeah, it's not going to be a happy ending for anyone in that organization. Well, almost everyone.

I didn't necessarily mean play... more as an analyst. I love Chris and very much dislike Phil. In terms of play, I guess pops takes him there.

Chris >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Phil

Or put another way...

Get in my belly!

Had to look up "embiggen" thinking it was clearly not a real word. Turns out it was actually recently added to the dictionary after first being heard on the Simpsons in 1996. Learn something everyday.

Filthadelphia, the city of brotherly shove. Carson came, carson wentz.

The CBS Sportsline Projection is currently... Wins: 11.3 Division: 81.8% Post-Season: 99.9%

Yep. I can even look past the sideline man bun (sort of)

Comparison of how both QBs fared vs the same competition. The Bills and 49s both played NYJ, SEA, LAR when Mullens was QB. However, since Mullens came in late vs the Jets, and we played them twice, I left them out. Below is the combined stats vs Seattle & LAR games for both. Comp Att % Yards TDs Ints Mullens 42 60 70% 490 2 1 Allen 55 71 77% 726 7 1

Violence has no place in the NFL. - Gregg Williams

How about just tua dollars

What are you looking at? I'm just standing on the bench leaning against the wall.

Is this a trailer for season 4 of Westworld?

Yay! We punted! Or is this FGs? Still...

Many positives: 1. Bills recently played there... familiarity helps 2. Extra day to get healthy (Josh ankle mostly) 3. Glad SF won today. Bills take them more seriously and SF less "due" for a win Go Bills

Lynn's mask was crooked all day and his nose kept popping out above the seam. I knew then we would win.