If the lyrics don't matter really, 50 ways to leave your lover would be fun...
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
I could envision an entire stadium knowing/singing that (especially "don't need to discuss much!")