JoPar_v2

yeah it’s best to ignore those you’re speaking of - they rarely (if ever) bring anything worth reading to the table around here. I wasn’t feeling this one either, but not because of the genre. I don’t know this particular guy, but it was a decent attempt.

sorry every once in a while my meds wear off and I get a vague recognition of the idiocy surrounding all of us. We good now don’t worry.

Cool stretch. OMG GUYS. Just realized Baker Mayfield and Lamar Jackson are *gasp* practice squad eligible! Blows my F-ing mind man.

Helps...what exactly? Sorry your comma placement is twisting my brain

I like “blackout” style uniforms for a bunch of teams - for Buffalo I think you have to do something with the blue though. Clashes too much. Maybe some sort of black/red/white only scheme. Anyways good job keep at it.

Wow. Sounds super fun.

Cool

“The EYEBALL test does not”..... .....whose eyeballs? Yours!? Cuz holy **** u need a new prescription. i love this “NE hasn’t faced any adversity so far”...in 3 games, after playing in the playoffs for the last umpteen years and the last 4 superbowls THEY havent faced adversity. They ain’t used to it. Wow yo. I’ve seen some very dumb **** here but this is some DUMB ****. I knew the homer bs would get bad after we won against the bengals but DAMN.

Russell Wilson isn’t a top 5 QB? ?

Obviously Green Bay bro..... nah it’s Dallas and probably by a long shot. EDIT: nevermind Synder is a complete scumbag so Washington is a close 2nd.

I love the Knox-Kelce comparison by MLJ.

Well at least watching Mack terrorize QBs is still fun. That’s all I got for this one.

I respect the dedication to parody.

Hell yes my words. It was bad last year by any historical measure. Still doesn’t really matter to me as long as he keeps winning. Point is that particular stat was explained away last year (bad OL, ZAY DROPPED EVERYTHING, etc) and yet now when the comp% is respectable we get threads on it, basically as an “i told you so” when u really are just moving goalposts.

I did? News to me old man. Doesn’t matter to me if he throws for 55% or 65% or 85%. OP is talking out both ends with these threads.

Can’t wait until after the game today and Allen’s updated completion % gets a whole new thread from the guy who previously said it was a stat that didn’t mean *****.

Well that’s a shame. Hate to see it

While that may be the case, abusing and harassing women seems like a very stupid way to go about drumming yourself out of several jobs.

I definitely sense an inflated ego, but it ain’t the coach’s or the GM’s. Keep it up

Hell yes he get’s credit from me - Allen has exceeded my expectations by a lot. But i’m not turning into a slobbering fanboy until he, at the very least, wins a playoff game. That draft? Mayfield was my first choice. Then Rosen - Allen - Jackson - Darnold.

Yes after 2 weeks against the Jets and Giants Josh Allen has arrived and I’ve been “disproven,” even though I’ve said since the end of last season he played way beyond my expectations even in his rookie year. You done some good readin’ boy. Or rather, anyone like me that is just a bit hesitant in anointing the kid as the second coming gets shouted down and accused of ruining the party. Sorry!

Put enough pressure on dalton to take away Ross and Boyd and they may shut them out. Bengals have no running game so far this year.

On board means you better say nothing but positive things and be working overtime to excuse away any bad play Allen may “appear” to make.

I know and I get it Joe. There are sooo many of them though. After two weeks against bad teams. It’s all good I’d like to see the defense get at least equal time. Whatever, it’s fine. i hope Allen hangs 40 on the bengals.

Like they were certain to lose him after cut downs, right?