Buffalo Bills Detective

If you are "usually right when it comes to this team," as you claim, then, why aren't you working with the Pegulas to turn the team around?

I'm going to take a guess and say that you're either Cardale's brother, or his agent. Which is it?

We need ScottLaw to intervene and close the deal, all while making sure that Boldin isn't being "low-balled like Macin was."

Bills fans would be rejoicing in the streets if this ended up being a 4-12 season, because that means they'd be in the driver's seat for either: Rosen, Allen, Falk or Darnold (if he declares).

Would he be a better veteran presence than Dorial Green-Beckham?

Bills fans have an annoying tendency to live in the past. It's why, every year, you see threads popping up with titles like "Bring back Polian," "Bring in Fred to compete for a RB spot," "Bring in T.O. to compete for a WR spot" etc.

I've heard that Cheektowagans are tougher. Rumor has it they play full contact football on concrete with fractured legs and broken necks.

Well, hopefully you'll be in the room when they start talking contract terms to make sure that he's not low-balled.

Anquan: Mr. Beane, Mr. McDermott, you guys have really impressed me. I think with me and Sammy and Shady and Tyrod, we could be competitive. CAA Sports (Anquan's agent): Tom Telesco just sent me a text saying that he and Anthony Lynn and Philip Rivers want to meet with you. Anquan: Well, I'll think about your offer and get back to you. I want to see what other offers are out there.

Watch, he'll catch a 75 yard TD pass in stride in their first pre-season game and people will start a litany of threads about how Goodwin is another talented player that the front office foolishly allowed to leave and flourish someplace else.

True, that the Bills are the only team interested at this stage. That is, until the Chargers find out that Mike Williams will miss the entire season and Anthony Lynn calls Boldin and says: "Anquan, want to catch passes from Philip Rivers," and then Boldin says: "Sorry Mr. Beane, Coach McDermott, I'm going to go to LA, so that I can have a chance to play with Philip Rivers."

The odds of him signing here, after spending a whole season catching passes from Matthew Stafford: zero.

Brace yourselves, someone on this board will soon be posting a "Bring in Hugh Freeze for a coaching staff job" thread, similar to one that was made when Baylor fired Art Briles.

He won't come here.

What most Bills fans wish Waufle had said to Dareus: "You're a disgrace, you know that? I wish I was talking to JJ Watt right now. JJ Watt deserved be taken 3rd overall in 2011, whereas YOU should have gone in the 2nd or 3rd with that overrated contract you've got. Now get out there and convince the fans and the local media that you CARE!"

Let me guess: Tyrod, Sammy and both 2018 1sts for Philip Rivers?

Maybe now they'll go out and sign Dorial Green-Beckham to a 1 year deal <sarcasm>

Typical Bills Fan Response: "If he's waived and he's cleared of all charges, bring him in. He can't be worse than Jonathan Williams or any other RB we have right now behind Shady."

Hmm...what makes a successful season for THIS fanbase? I would say: going 0-16 or 1-15 in order to lock up the chance to take Darnold, Allen or Rosen 1st overall.

Has anyone posted a response along the lines of: "TRADE TYROD, WATKINS AND A 1ST TO WASHINGTON FOR COUSINS AND JOSH DOCTSON! END THIS FREAKING QB PURGATORY AND GET YOUR FRANCHISE GUY NOW AND YOU'LL STILL HAVE A FIRST TO GET AN OL OR WR NEXT YEAR. GET IT DONE OBD!!!!!!"

Payne is one of many players I can't WAIT to watch this season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM

In this day and age, he'll be considered a hero for this.

Well, maybe not, considering a sizeable majority of fans hate Dareus with a passion and wish that Nix took Watt or Aldon Smith at 3 instead.