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It was actually for Eli Apple, who I would tend to think of as a bag of apples, rather than marbles. I would also ask the Iggles, "How do you like 'dem Apples?" I'm just Joshing ya, @Inigo Montoya. Great points! (Also, in case you were wondering, yes: I have an advanced degree in Dad jokes)

First game I've made this season (wedding and honeymoon this Fall kept me pretty busy!). Going to the game with my Dad, which will be awesome! Very stoked! Nice weather out here in Buffalo--went on a long morning walk to dry up the alcohol in my veins, from last night. Need some room for more this afternoon. Go Bills!

I see a trend: @Buffalo Barbarian likes the tall picks.

I heard it whispered, in a high level business meeting, that PEDelman is no longer agreeing to change TB12's lace panties between every quarter. He's been angling for once per game, and now Tommy is getting cranky.

And I hadn't even asked for an assessment ???

More accurate.

There... I fixed it for you.

@benderbender Attending some high-level business meetings, I see ?

I must not have heard that second point. Makes sense, in retrospect. Thanks for sharing.

I mean, I know we courted him prior to last year, but didn't have the money to sign him (Thanks, Doug Whaley...). I liked him, then, but yeah... didn't think he would be as good as he's been. Definitely a pleasant surprise!

Wait... John Brown has more receiving yards than ANY wide receiver in the entire AFC??? I'll say that again, because I don't think anyone heard me: JOHN "SMOKEY" BROWN, OF THE BUFFALO BILLS (FROM BUFFALO, NEW YORK) HAS MORE RECEIVING YARDS THAN ANY AFC WIDE RECEIVER. But... but... but I read it, right here, from LEAGUE EXPERTS that he's not a true #1. How can this be? ???

So long as he can get the 2 yd gains up the gut, when the other team knows he's coming, I'm in.

He's great, I'll give you that, @Buffalo Barbarian, but my only hesitation is that he's another little, shifty guy. I'd prefer a bruiser who can a) Ram in a goal-line TD when there is a pile of people gobbling up all daylight, and still b) Torch people with some A+ speed. Don't want a second Singletary; want a compliment to him. Not saying I know that guy, yet. In the words of McD, "I have to look at the tape." Got all offseason to watch college folm, though. Just basking in the 7-3 feeling, at the moment, and thinking about slaying the Mile High Kids.

Yes. When we win, not only does he complain... Schopp goes the extra mile, digging through his pile of voodoo dolls--all of which, oddly enough, look like his mother--and proceeds to undo every stitch in the fabric. He then re-weaves the fabric into a Velvet Elvis that looks like himself, and proceeds to "enjoy" himself, while staring, bug-eyed, at his own visage. Great commentator. Worthy takes. It's just a shame about the mommy issues...

I read it right here on this board that if you do not pass for over 300 yards, then you are a hopscotch team, and not an American Football team.

Righteous, ha ha!

Oh no, no, no... That can't be true. I read it right here, on this board, that we got the wrong Josh. Whiffing on The Rosen One has #doomed this franchise. Humans are made of scotch, and there is life on Venus... Okay... Maybe the Venus part was a stretch, but the rest is all absolutely true, I guarantee ?

I was in the market for a lumberjack to take down some hardwoods on my property, but you, sir, seem to have a saw on the field already. What's your hourly rate? ???

This just cracks me up! The Ravens aren't even sure if they are or aren't attending? Is it doublespeak or is it confusion?

JMHO, but she looks kinda plastic. If he was still rocking the handlebar moustache, he could have nabbed a true 10.

The Mind Growth Set? Is that like, when The Brain (from Pinky & The Brain) joins Dipset? ?

Hi Jerry ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️

I was reading through threads this morning, in anticipation of the Bills v Brownies, when some poster mentioned Davis Webb, and I had to think for a second... Is he still on the team? And then it really hit me: for all of us who weathered the drought, think about how many times we pined for Thad Lewis to run & gun, or prayed that Derek Anderson's entire, ancient skeleton wouldn't crumble with the next hit, or placed bets on how many swigs of whiskey Orton was taking from his flask, hidden between the Gatorade coolers, or wondered when Tuel Time would come (or expire)... Man ALIVE, isn't it GREAT to NOT be hoping for some 3rd-string, D-IIa, trick-shot-video-toting, leader-of-castoffs to sweep in at the most important position in all of sports, and somehow win a game for us? I'm just saying, folks... Perspective is a lovely hand to hold. Now, go beat the Brownies, and make Mayfield shave his head! #gobills

So does Tasker, on One Bills Live. He sounds hilarious, struggling through it, and you know they have it printed out, phonetically, for him, by the way he reads it, on air. Don't get me wrong, I love Tasker, but he kills me, sometimes.

@Call_Of_Ktulu And winning with pawns and knights... that's the imperative.