ROCBillsBeliever

https://youtu.be/bRYtuu5jSVM?si=zgvd883maVUfL3KF

Perhaps The Cigarette Smoking Man is still alive, out there somewhere, calling the shots. IYKYK I want to Billeve!

Whelp, this take aged like warm milk...

Me: "But... But... But... What about losing out on comp picks?" The NFL: "Because @ROCBillsBeliever inferred a tangential reference to the comp picks formula on a Buffalo Bills message board, we have elected to aware the New England $#!+Toilets five 3rd round comp picks..."

Winner. Winner. Chicken dinner 🐔

"Yeah, REAL directors of player personnel draft E.J. Manuel, then gripe about Beane's picks in a self-aggrandizing podcast with a lapdog and a poorly mixed cocktail..." -Jim Monos, Probably

Thank GOD! I swear, Beane's secret agents must have finally found Smiley's stash of noodz of McD in a luchador mask. Good flippin' riddance!

The fact that we're still getting paid for Boogie Basham is pretty impressive.

Gatekeeping at its best

(Praying I am allowed to to say it without another ban) Go Bills! 50% /s

Whelp, the NFL is telegraphing their MVP pick, and they won't let the Steelers steal their thunder...

Somebody please wake me up when we're no longer in 2008...

Fire McD! Ralph is cheap! Am I doing this right? /s

Honestly, THIS. It's a win-win situation: -Bet against the Chiefs and they win = You win money. -Bet against the Chiefs and they lose = Bills win in the playoff race. Either way, it's a Bills win (as we are ALL Buffalo).

Hey, listen, in Elliot's defense, counting is hard

Come to think of it, Brittany is starting to look strikingly similar to Taylor 🤔😂

I didn't post about it at the time, but when we picked Bernard, one of my buds texted me, quote: "The Bills just drafted Tingus Pingus!" To this day, we still text "TINGUS!" when Bernard makes a huge play. Gotta embrace it when you're wrong, sometimes. Makes for a laugh.

If that happens, let's hope whoever they trade with fleeces the crap outta Gang Spleen... Er... Green 😂 Yeah, I mean the HC/GM combo is going to be pivotal to the AFCE's future, but with Johnson & Johnson at the helm, I like our chances 😎

I could see them going for Darnold or Cousins. Cousins has always chased money, and at this point in his career, he's been in enough locker rooms to handle the New York circus. Darnold has experience there; he probably still has a bad taste in his mouth, though. I wonder if Love would go for the money, knowing it's likely going to be a terrible situation, at least in the short-term.

That sounds about right. I'm just glad they aren't in good position to get their top choice.

And that would cost them assets they need at other spots. *Cough* O-Line *Cough*

The Jets currently have 8 teams ahead of them in the draft order. The Dolphins are outside of the top 10. New England seems to have their QB, already. Basically, nobody in the AFC East is picking a top-of-the-class QB, this year. It's like watching us wither at a .500 or so record for 17 years: Never bad enough to get an answer QB; never good enough to make a squeak in the playoffs. I'm just saying that this is a lovely time to be a Bills fan, and being on the other side of hopelessness is a damn good feeling!

If they have a bigger bank account than T.S. 🤔