ROCBillsBeliever

@Chandler#81 I hate just about everything you said before the emoticon... Hate it... But you're probably closer to the mark than we'd all like. I honestly did not expect us to be as good of a team last year as we were,.and I'm tempering my expectations for the coming season, as well; however, if we can manage 2 good DL picks (DE / DT or 2X DT) who can contribute early, there's a chance we emerge from the first six games without too much tarnish on our record. Trying to stay positive, while being realistic.

My problem is that I watch Harmon'e tape, and all I see is Jordan Phillips (NOT the new guy in the draft; OUR Jordan), which is okay I guess, but I'm worried about the rush yards his chaos might open up.

I'm really surprised that so few voted for DT - Darius Alexander - Toledo. I know... I know... He's a borderline 1st/2nd guy, but I think he would really fill a need, and I'm not 100% sold on Amos. Shadows of Elam. Ideally, I would trade back four to six spots and take Alexander, but it is what it is.

So this is a draft strategy post, right? How about for RB, if someone amazing drops to the 4th, we offer Cook for some decently high draft pick(s) NEXT year, and take one of the talented kids on a cheap rookie deal? Win today. Win tomorrow. Let's gooooo!

Every Bills generation requires a Michael Jasper.

Good! Maybe my wife will watch more games with me this year!

When I had a leaky photo machine, I would always take it to the camera repair shop, but what do I know?

Sooo, by his profile, you're telling me he will somehow wind up on the Chiefs? /s (but only slightly)

This, but also Milano's wardrobe is like ten white tees, a few plain balls caps, and black jeans. Unlike many NFL players who end up destitute five years after retiring, I have a feeling Milano's going to be just fine with the nest egg he's built.

Or be the new Bobby Hart? I think that, so long as he's a giant tub o' goo, he's not asked to pass-block, and he's an eccentric flat-earther, he will fill the void left by Hart perfectly 🤣

True story: When my sister and I were kids, we were allowed to pick out one PG or G VHS at the Blockbuster every other week or so. We made it our goal to pick out the movies with the most ridiculous covers possible. One week I picked The Jerk, knowing absolutely nothing about the film. It ended up being one of our random picks, ever.

Son... You're gonna be alright! https://youtu.be/rDXN7T3-Jrg?si=_ZlvY3OvAmGU2wOl

Beane got their cell numbers mixed up! The Bills kept trying to call Carolina, but kept getting the Chargers, instead. Didn't stop Beane; compulsive behavior, and all.

https://youtu.be/bRYtuu5jSVM?si=zgvd883maVUfL3KF

Perhaps The Cigarette Smoking Man is still alive, out there somewhere, calling the shots. IYKYK I want to Billeve!

Whelp, this take aged like warm milk...

Me: "But... But... But... What about losing out on comp picks?" The NFL: "Because @ROCBillsBeliever inferred a tangential reference to the comp picks formula on a Buffalo Bills message board, we have elected to aware the New England $#!+Toilets five 3rd round comp picks..."

Winner. Winner. Chicken dinner 🐔

"Yeah, REAL directors of player personnel draft E.J. Manuel, then gripe about Beane's picks in a self-aggrandizing podcast with a lapdog and a poorly mixed cocktail..." -Jim Monos, Probably

Thank GOD! I swear, Beane's secret agents must have finally found Smiley's stash of noodz of McD in a luchador mask. Good flippin' riddance!

The fact that we're still getting paid for Boogie Basham is pretty impressive.

Gatekeeping at its best

(Praying I am allowed to to say it without another ban) Go Bills! 50% /s