ROCBillsBeliever

Every Bills generation requires a Michael Jasper.

Good! Maybe my wife will watch more games with me this year!

When I had a leaky photo machine, I would always take it to the camera repair shop, but what do I know?

Sooo, by his profile, you're telling me he will somehow wind up on the Chiefs? /s (but only slightly)

This, but also Milano's wardrobe is like ten white tees, a few plain balls caps, and black jeans. Unlike many NFL players who end up destitute five years after retiring, I have a feeling Milano's going to be just fine with the nest egg he's built.

Or be the new Bobby Hart? I think that, so long as he's a giant tub o' goo, he's not asked to pass-block, and he's an eccentric flat-earther, he will fill the void left by Hart perfectly 🤣

True story: When my sister and I were kids, we were allowed to pick out one PG or G VHS at the Blockbuster every other week or so. We made it our goal to pick out the movies with the most ridiculous covers possible. One week I picked The Jerk, knowing absolutely nothing about the film. It ended up being one of our random picks, ever.

Son... You're gonna be alright! https://youtu.be/rDXN7T3-Jrg?si=_ZlvY3OvAmGU2wOl

Beane got their cell numbers mixed up! The Bills kept trying to call Carolina, but kept getting the Chargers, instead. Didn't stop Beane; compulsive behavior, and all.

https://youtu.be/bRYtuu5jSVM?si=zgvd883maVUfL3KF

Perhaps The Cigarette Smoking Man is still alive, out there somewhere, calling the shots. IYKYK I want to Billeve!

Whelp, this take aged like warm milk...

Me: "But... But... But... What about losing out on comp picks?" The NFL: "Because @ROCBillsBeliever inferred a tangential reference to the comp picks formula on a Buffalo Bills message board, we have elected to aware the New England $#!+Toilets five 3rd round comp picks..."

Winner. Winner. Chicken dinner 🐔