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oh, mykidsdad........remember that guy from the BBMB?

You see, to me the Eagles just aren't the Eagles without Frey...........sorry, not sorry.

.......and your planning on watching the game from the toilet?!?

Who's going to be the "spy" on Mahomes?.........surely, we're going to put one on him.

Brandt is the Steve Urkel of football hosts

You know you can just click on porn sites without the dolls, right?...........or is it the dolls that intrigues you?

Personally, i don't need to see big explosive plays in our run game.......just keep moving the chains or setting up 3rd and short. This philosophy of letting runners run all over us on D, but sparing the big passing game may work for now, but it is going to put us at "one and done" in the post season.

.......expect someone (the Bills) to get ****ed in this one

The only Bowl he'll ever get in Miami, is the Toilet Bowl

I really feel like i should be saying something here.......

You, my friend, have just given me my menu for the game........Mac and Cheese it is.

What the hell is going on here?!?

Oh, i feel so bad for him.................................................................................................................................................................................(rolls eyes)

I think you've just gotta pay the man, but will we do it? I know we're freeing up some cash next season, but it seems a little steep IMO

Honestly, my stomachs going to be rolling for this game and i don't even know if i'll be able to eat anything.

I did a "laugh" emoji, but now i'm reconsidering it to a "sad" emoji cause i can see that this really wasn't a joke. You built the place up to me and now i just feel a little let down and now maybe i won't even consider Rochester as my retirement destination.......i'll take my pissy mattress elsewhere, sir.

As most of you may know, i eat whatever my wife makes whether its gameday or not, however, my wife is going to an Opera on late Sunday afternoon which means i have to make my own dinner for the game. So, does anyone have any ideas for what i can eat? Keep in mind that i am not technologically sound in the kitchen and in fact, when i am making my own food, my diet consists of mostly sandwiches and something i can whip together in less than 10 minutes. Help me.......please.

Bwahahahahahahaha.........yes, yes i would.

Honestly, i was in complete disbelief that Jones was even drafted, let alone in the first round........and then for the G men to extend his contract is like, wow, some disfunction going on there. The guy is not good.

My son went through the same thing......watching kids from richer families buy their kids brand new 5L Mustangs just for passing classes. It was ridiculous. I gave my son some of my older motorcycles (which just sat in our garage) and after a couple of years, he said he didn't want them and that i could have them back. I told him that they were his and if he sold them, the money was his. I gave him one of my old trucks, but he didn't want it, so when i sold it, i gave the money to him instead. He saved up the money from the truck and saved up a bunch of his own money and got a yearly bus pass and he invested the rest. Smart, smart kid......and it didn't come from buying him a 5L Mustang either.

It was gas.........the 5.6 Triton engine, 8 cylinder, 5 speed, so it was terrible on gas, but i have always preferred the bigger engines on the highway. Even Ford couldn't believe i got that thing to 650,000 kms.......80% of that mileage was highway driving cause i was working all over North America. That truck probably saw more of Canada and the states than most people.

Cook has really picked up his game.......you'd think that perhaps he was auditioning for a new contract or something.

You sure?........cause i could definitely use a hand here. It's a big job and a big mattress. In fact, i may not have enough piss to finish the job......i may have to butt stain it a little bit. I don't want to completely take over this thread, so speaking of butt stains........what's going on with those Jets?!?

Oh, he definitely had money and always got gigs......he always footed our bar tabs too. Good guy, just a little "off".

True story.......before i bought my Dodge Ram, i used to have a Ford F150. I had that thing forever, never put one dime into it and basically just wanted to run it into the ground so i could go out a buy the Dodge, but the F150 had other ideas, man. The truck wouldn't die. It was like a living breathing beast that just wouldn't quit. I was thinking about getting a priest to give it an exorcism........"the power of Christ compels you" sort of Exorcist thing going on. When the tranny finally gave out, the truck had 650,000 kms on it. For a Ford, best vehicle i've ever owned.