You know what bonus i get?..............i get to keep my worthless job!!!!!
My employer thinks thats the best compliment.
I get to hear things like.........
"Well, you got a job, don't you?".........or.........."You did a good job this year. I think i'll let you keep your job and keep you around for awhile, but when you're worthless to me, well, it'll be time to kick some stones, son"..........or.........."Come on now, don't rock the boat......if you want a bonus or a raise, then i have to give one to everybody".
Pathetic