Sweats

I was fired from a job once. Me and one of my coworkers many years ago didn’t get along.....we just hated each other. We fought and argued all the time. Well, one day at lunchtime I had finally had enough, so I went over to his table, grabbed his sandwich outta his hand and rubbed it on my nut sack. I then threw the sandwich back down onto the table. Bonus - The best part was listening to the HR lady ask me, “did you rub the guys sandwich on your nut sack cause I highly suspect that this is inappropriate”......and I was promptly let go. i did not care

This is the year to take advantage of a weak AFC

A young QB with limited experience shouldn’t have to feel that he’s putting the team on his back every play. We need a solid running game to take the pressure off of Allen and have him more as a game manager, until he learns when and what to do with the ball.....IMO.

I played football in high school but was promptly dismissed from my position when I pulled a Percy Harvin......man, I smoked a mother ass blunt before a game and decided to chase grasshoppers on the field, rather than chase the play. Everyone was disappointed.....and me?.......well, in my mind, it was the best game I ever played and I still stand behind that notion.

Holy hell?!?........what in the **** is going on round here these days!!!

I’m actually starting to lose faith in half decent threads True story

Aw, is Brady have a rough go in life right now cause he didn’t score 45 points against us?!?.......douche

Zay’s playing checkers when the rest of the league is playing chess

The game was shite .....on a side note, anybody notice the man-boobs on Belichick on the sidelines today?!? He’s looking like he’s filling out a B cup nicely

Halftime is usually reserved for when I have at it and abuse my toilet......then I come out refreshed for the 2nd half for more hot wings and cheap beer. im a simple man

As long as they’re not working out AB

Pound the rock and get Knox involved early and often

I’ll run out into the yard and shake my junk at the neighbors.....so, it’ll be like any other day for me

Porn.....always blame porn

Don’t know why they’re getting so many Prime time games.....they’re still the same ole Browns

Competing twice in the past 25 years seems fairly mediocre, by anyone standards.....and there’s nothing ignorant in that, sir

Michigan is over rated in the standings every year.....same as ND

Consistenly mediocre does not mean top 10

And yet, they get over rated in the rankings every year.....same as Michigan

Ah yes, the ole “giving him the business”.......nice

Dude looks like uncle Rico

No sign of a running game until the 2nd half.....and that’s all I gots to say about that. Shameful.......just shameful

The lime is supposed to be rubbed around the rim of the bottle to ward off any bacteria, so says my Mexican buddy who has used the trick countless times in sub par Mexican bars, however, people in North America dump their lime into their beer like they know what they’re doing..........they don’t.

You wouldn’t believe what I’ve pulled outta my pants.....and there was nothing even close to 12”

I lived in TO for years and it’s absolutely disgusting.....every street corner smells like poo true story