I was fired from a job once.
Me and one of my coworkers many years ago didn’t get along.....we just hated each other. We fought and argued all the time.
Well, one day at lunchtime I had finally had enough, so I went over to his table, grabbed his sandwich outta his hand and rubbed it on my nut sack. I then threw the sandwich back down onto the table.
Bonus -
The best part was listening to the HR lady ask me, “did you rub the guys sandwich on your nut sack cause I highly suspect that this is inappropriate”......and I was promptly let go.
i did not care