BigDingus

I'm gonna be so pissed if he somehow ends up on the Dolphins or Jets...

1. Tom Brady - The Bills Grim Reaper for 2 decades 2. Emmitt Smith - Just jealousy... Seeing him do what I wanted to see Thurman do in those 2 x Super Bowls 3. Jamaar Chase - Recency bias/beating us/running his mouth 4. Tyreek Hill - Seems like a POS off the field, while also being a pain the ass on the field

He's obviously never been to Applebee's before. But it's ok, I enjoy division rivalries. It's much more fun when there's genuine dislike & hatred between teams/players!

So why did it get to this point? Was there a specific trigger or something? If the NFL allowed selling beer after half time for its whole history up until that point, surely it wasn't all blamed on alcohol, right?

I think the drill was meant to work on catching the ball out of a rotation. You hear the trainer talk about being dizzy after the roll? It probably simulates quickly rolling around a DB only to see the ball right in your face, with little chance to react or get your balance right.

Wait, this is going down in Frisco?! That's so cool! Now I'm going to be on the lookout any time I go to the gas station or grocery store in hopes of spotting him 😆

Don't sell yourself short! I'm already subbed to your Only Fans!

1. Barry Sanders 2. Tony Gonzalez 3. Philip Rivers 4. J.J. Watt 5. Wes Welker (except when he played against us)

I don't put the Chiefs loss on him at all, as the Chiefs still had over 1.5 mins left to just get in FG range. Given what they managed in 13 seconds, combined with how easily they moved the ball all game, that would've been a done deal. But given how much he's paid, he was way too shaky overall, and that's what concerns me. Then again, it's never easy kicking in Buffalo so it's not like I expect perfection. Just can't be missing XPs & be so inconsistent elsewhere.

So I recently got a bit irritated after hearing a segment that mentioned Allen's playoff stats being "inflated" due to the Pats game... as if that's the reason his stats look so good overall. They were also talking about Burrow & Lamar, but they seem to always get the benefit of the doubt due to Lamar's 2 x MVPs & Burrow's SB appearance & beating the Chiefs. So I decided I'd comb through all their stats & see how "inflated" Allen's stats truly are. Allen (Without Pats Game) - 9 Games: - 63.2 % Comp. / 2,912 TOT YDS / 323.5 TOT YPG / 22 TDs / 4 INTs / 95.5 RTG / 61.5 QBR Burrow - 7 Games: - 67.3% Comp. / 1,927 TOT YDS / 275.3 TOT YPG / 9 TDs / 4 INTs / 93.8 RTG / 52.6 QBR Jackson - 6 Games: - 57.4% Comp. / 1,845 TOT YDS / 307.5 TOT YPG / 9 TDS / 6 INTs / 75.7 RTG / 50.6 QBR *** Burrow has a higher completion percentage, and that's it. Jackson comes in dead last in every category.*** Ok, now a hater might say "well Josh played 2 more games than Burrow & 3 more than Lamar!" so in that case, I'll combine the 2 and do their average over 13 games, AND I'll do another where I just cherry pick each player's BEST avg stat for each category: Burrow + Jackson (Combined Totals & Averages) - 13 Games: - 62.4% Comp. / 3,772 TOT YDS / 290.2 TOT YPG / 18 Total TDs / 10 Total INTs / 84.8 RTG / 51.6 RTG ***In 4 more games, they average less YPG, have less TDs & more than double the INTs*** Burrow + Jackson (Cherry Picked BEST Averages): - 67.3% Comp. / 307.5 TOT YPG / 1.5 TDs Per Game / 0.6 INTs Per Game / 93.8 RTG / 52.6 QBR Allen's Averages for same stats (Without Pats Game): - 63.2% Comp. / 323.5 TOT YPG / 2.4 TDs Per Game / 0.4 INTs Per Game / 95.5 RTG / 61.5 QBR *** Even when cherry-picking the best stats of both Lamar & Burrow OR using their combined numbers, Josh has more total TDs, more TDs per game, more YPG, less INTs per game, a higher passer rating and a higher QBR!*** In conclusion, it's clear as day that no matter how you break it down, Allen has played SIGNIFICANTLY better than Jackson & Burrow. Again, this is WITHOUT the Pats game to "inflate" his numbers. That's 5 x TDs, 350+ total yards, a 130 passer rating & 98.8 QBR not accounted for, yet he still out performs Burrow & Jackson's individual and combined totals & averages. The END!

He's going to continue turning the ball over quite a bit, but he'll also continue to make crazy plays that'll blow your mind. I can guarantee there will be several games where I'm in the game day thread, explicitly insulting Allen's dumb decision-making & laughing at people trying to blame the receiver/coaches/refs for obvious Allen-related issues. I can also guarantee that within some of those same threads, I'll be forced to eat my words as he single-handedly wins us those games anyway.

1. Will this be the year Dawkins makes the transition to TE? 2. Is Allen still sleeping at the construction site with Steve Tasker? 3. Is Von Miller healthy enough to return kicks? 4. Does Sam Martin have what it takes to be an All-Pro holder? 5. Will Kincaid avoid the first round of cuts? 6. Will this finally be the year Elam wins defensive rookie of the year? 7. How long will it take for McDermott to pin Gable Stevenson? 8. Is Keon Coleman on the trade block, or are my sources wrong? 9. Is Hailee Steinfeld ready to step up & take down Taylor Swift? 10. Who will emerge as our emergency QB if all 3 others go down?

I heard he was seen hanging out with Johnny Manziel & Chad Kelly recently, so they probably rubbed off on him. Russell's always been a standup guy!

Yeah he did great, but it's crazy they threw over 30 times with that little success, yet Henry managed to still do so well.

Bledsoe was 11 of 33 for 107 yards? Wtf... that must've been brutal to watch live.

Eh, they always say this, then it never happens. And with our WRs being a work in progress, growing pains will be inevitable, which will then lead to more scrambling plays. I'm still going with the under though.

Keon's so slow he got fired from M&M factory for throwing away all the 'W's Oh... you meant "slow" as in speed? I get it now!

I think this is just your annual off-season hype cycle, slowly convincing yourself of your improvements & SB chances. We all do this every year, myself included. Every year of the drought I convinced myself THIS was the time we'd finally break through. The further you get from the last season & the less you watch other teams in actual games, the easier it is to hyper fixate on your own team's moves. Every little OTA highlight, every speculative article, every positive sound bite, every optimistic thread, etc. all slowly convinces you that you're actually better than ever. But when up step outside of your echo chamber, nobody else is as high on your team as you are. We like to think we know more since we follow the team religiously, but losing talent like Stefon Diggs, Gabe Davis, Jordan Poyer, Mitch Morse, Micah Hyde, etc. will certainly be hard to replace. If anything, the loss of leadership & locker room voices will be felt. And though this team will be in a better position in the long run, I'm not so sure we're better NOW. Even Beane admits we're taking a step back short term. I'd love for us to somehow be even better despite all the veterans we lost, but I'll be OK if we're not for this year.

Tell me you did not just spell our starting QB's name "Alan"

I had Paramount+ and a VPN, but it didn't always work. Just like with YouTube TV, it'd detect I was using a VPN & not work until I turned it off. Sometimes it did work though, so I dunno what I did differently.

Terrell Owens Though if I had to pick a long-term Bill, it'd be Andre Reed. I was tempted to say Moulds, but Reed was fantastic at getting YAC, and was just tough as nails for a WR. We need that.

Unlike the Texans and Giants, I think the Ravens alternates look decent. The Logo is more interesting than their current one, and the purple/gold color scheme looks just as good as the Vikings 😉 Any reason why the Bills refuse to do anything like this, despite the fan interest in an alternate red helmet or other alternate?

1. Willis McGahee - He didn't like the Applebee's in Buffalo 2. Anquan Boldin - Signed with us just to retire 2 weeks later 3. James Hardy - What a great 2 year career 4. Aaron Maybin - The less said, the better Honorable Mentions: - Percy "made of glass" Harvin - Vontae "retire at halftime" Davis - Kevin "injured himself slipping on a rubber mat" Kolb.

Offense doing nothing until the 4th quarter also had a lot to do with it.