ChiGoose

In case people don't have time to watch the video or read the corresponding article, the DoD is NOT preparing for a biological or chemical attack. What is happening is that Rush University Hospital is prepped to handle such attacks thanks to expansions they made with federal funds ahead of the 2012 NATO summit in Chicago. Given that the DNC is a major event being hosted just a couple blocks away, they are making sure they are ready in case something does happen. Neither the video nor the article mention the Department of Defense. The false flag thing is made up out of whole cloth and incredibly dumb on its face. While I do have a preference for Northwestern over Rush as far as local hospital systems go, Rush being prepped for the convention makes a lot of sense since it's just a mile away. People really will just believe anything, huh?

Biden’s not dead. He’s just been prepping with the DoD to execute a biological chemical false flag attack on Chicago.

Even the people protesting the DNC think Trump and Vance are weird

Early in his presidency, I turned on notifications for his Twitter account. It was… enlightening. He’s even worse now.

You can find the posts on Trump’s account. He’s posted about 20 times in the last hour. Clearly having a normal one today. His page looks like the Facebook page of that one uncle everyone is a little concerned about

Almost as if going through fertility issues at a time when the GOP is pushing policies that make fertility treatments harder or more dangerous might make people not want to be Republicans anymore…

Biden’s not dead, he’s just been busying ordering the FBI to go to Mar A Lago so they can assassinate Trump at a time they know he’s not at Mar A Lago

Rolls his eyes. Reads his script about scripts. Posts his talking points about talking points. Rinse and repeat.

Just a Chicago thing. When I first moved to Chicago, my first job while in law school was security at a bar. Their tradition was that at the end of your first night, you’d have to do a shot of Malört. If you showed up to your next shift after that, you were part of the crew. Since then, I’ve acclimated to the taste. I’ll never have it on my own, but I’ll always have a shot if others are doing it. Especially to see a newbie’s Malört Face. A couple years ago, some friends were visiting from out of town and my buddy’s wife was legitimately mad that I didn’t have any Malört for her to try since she had heard so much about it. Since then, I’ve always made sure to have a bottle on hand. This is maybe my favorite Malört bit:

This would be great. The more unfiltered live Trump before the election, the better.

Joe Biden isn’t dead. He’s just been refilling all of the tampon dispensers in Minnesota boy’s bathrooms.

Well now, I had been assured by the people who believe that Joe Biden is dead that Walz mandated tampons in boy’s bathrooms…

Fun tip for anyone coming to town:

Agreed. I don’t expect they will hold the territory for long, but it’s shaken up that status quo a bit and provided a morale boost for the good guys.

What in the world are you talking about?

Agreed. Well before the debate, polling showed that most Dems didn’t want Biden. But there were no serious challengers to him in the primary, so they voted for him. Now that Harris is the nominee, the polls are swinging in her favor, the electorate is engaged, and the donations are flowing in. Hard to argue that the Dems “chose” Biden given all of that.