ChiGoose

Biden’s not dead. He’s been hate listening to Taylor Swift albums because he’s still mad she broke her contract with the Deep State PsyOps division to endorse him at the Super Bowl.

Biden's not dead. He's just been stuck on an Antifa conference call that's gone well over the original meeting time.

I guess they were able to find a body double for the body double that just died. Biden to address nation for first time since ending candidacy "“Tomorrow evening at 8 PM ET, I will address the nation from the Oval Office on what lies ahead, and how I will finish the job for the American people,” Biden posted on the social platform X. The president has been recovering from COVID-19 since last Wednesday and has been isolating at his Rehoboth Beach, Del., home. He has not been seen in public since then, though he did phone in to his campaign headquarters Monday during a visit from Vice President Harris. He is slated to return to the White House on Tuesday afternoon, more than a day before he is expected to make his first public appearance since being in isolation."

Biden's not dead, he's just busy giving awards to the hundreds of FBI agents that assaulted the Capitol on Jan 6

Tommy Eyerolls reciting the same script he always does. Cannot deviate from the narrative.

My bad. Here I was making fun of the idea that Biden is secretly dead and it turns out he’s actually been dead for years. Also RIP to Trump. Apparently he’s been gone for quite some time.

Just heard that Q said that JFK Jr was able to steal Biden’s body from the deep staters who were going to use it in a satanic trans ritual.

Compared to other Western countries, we are doing great. Compared to a fictional ideal in the minds of people who are terminally online, everything is a disaster.

With that kind of attitude, you could even be the GOP VP!

Mrs. Krabappel and President Joe Biden were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

I was just at the airport and I walked by Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch on the tarmac. They were discussing hollowing out Joe Biden’s corpse so they could fill it with cash to send to NY in order to pay Alvin Bragg for his prosecution of Trump.

Biden’s not dead. He’s just busy trading Obama’s birth certificate (which shows he was born in the country of Africa) for some Ivermectin to help with his COVID.

Just heard that Hillary Clinton met with (((George Soros))) in the basement of Comet Ping Pong to discuss trading Biden’s body for some adrenochrome.

He’s busy having fun with Paul Pelosi’s gay lover while on drugs given to them by Georgia election workers.

I do like this quote about it: "Voting isn't marriage, it's public transport. You're not waiting for "the one" who's absolutely perfect: you're getting the bus, and if there isn't one to your destination, you don't not travel, you take the one going closest."

I am enjoying it, thanks! Biden is off the ticket. Trump is now the oldest presidential nominee in history and the GOP is big mad about all of it. Good times!

If you're asking in general who we'd like to see as president in a vacuum, then yeah that's a different answer. Tiering them by preference, I'd say: Tier 1: JB Pritzker Tier 2: Pete Buttigieg, Gretchen Whitmer, Josh Shapiro, Wes Moore, Jared Polis Tier 3: Raphael Warnock, Andy Beshear, Mark Kelly, Roy Cooper, Tammy Duckworth Tier 4: Kamala Harris, Gavin Newsome, Tim Walz, Chris Mupthy, Tammy Baldwin I'm sure there are other good candidates I forgot to include. I know a lot of people put Michelle Obama's name out there, but from all reporting, she hates politics. There's zero chance she'd ever run. Plus, after far, far, far too many years of Bush and Clinton family politics, I'm generally not enthused about political dynasties.

A majority of Democrats (56%) would prefer another candidate. And that was *before* the debate

Oh no! How could Biden disrespect the views of the Democratic voters?!

I’m sorry, do you think inflation was 50%?

Yeah man, I don’t do what “the media” tells me. I don’t watch tv news and I think cable news is one of the worst things to happen to this country in the last half century. Part of being an adult is making decisions where you don’t like the options. Voting third party is not a solution in our electoral system. I made that mistake in 2016 but I won’t do it again. Being responsible means recognizing that the only people who have a shot at winning are Harris and Trump. I’ll take Harris over Trump any day, so that’s what I’ll do.

I honestly didn’t. I did pretty well personally during the Trump admin but I’m making about 50% more now than I was three years ago. I am sorry that you find yourself so irritating. That must be tough.

Classy statement from Romney.

It might be a good idea if you log off for a bit and touch some grass. You seem a bit wound up. My dislike of Trump is not blind but rather based on the things he says and does. People their own have policy preferences, that is how things work. I’ve seen Trump’s and I’ve seen in his own words and actions that he is unfit for office, in my opinion. You may disagree, and that is your right to do so.

I certainly don’t like how the Biden issue has been handled. But I’m glad he’s not the candidate. It’s not about feelings or being owed anything. It’s about who will be a better president. If my choice this November is either Harris or Trump, I will gladly cast my ballot for Harris with zero hesitation.