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Paulus

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  1. I think the whole thing is stupid, unless the Mueller dude & congress look into how other entities and countries used social media to propagate influence. This whole thing is a stain upon a stain upon a stain... with no continuity.
  2. Vegas dude has the American Record. Viking dude has the World Record. Cho has the Collegiate Record. Did this fool just take the Varsity Record? More importantly, is he eligible for varsity?
  3. Yeah, that made no sense. I hope Boyst was being sarcastic or purposefully stupid.
  4. I do think you're correct. But, why do you think that is? I mean, look at Sanders and how the DNC literally cheated him. What did he do? He capitulated to them. And, the tabloid media more than did its part in ignoring what happened (even being a large part of the cheating). It is a huge moment in political history. That said, I do think liberals criticize things of that nature. I just think the vocal ones, who we are forced to hear all the time, don't. The stereotypical TV liberals.
  5. I hear the Bills love every player in the draft... Called the Gruden smakscreen. It's funny to hear all the folks from LA who think Rosen sucks. I never thought he was as bad as some UCLA fans do.
  6. But, the gambling and ad revenue for the states would be off the charts... Far superior than just having a gator eat the guy, IMHO.
  7. I wouldn't be adverse to a national test people would need to pass before they were allowed to purchase anything other than a hunting rifle/shotgun. That's stupid. They'd just more likely go down in a hail of gunfire or suicide. I hate saying we need to look into the weak anti-bullying policies, but we do. Look at the guy!!! That guy has been picked on for some time. I mean, his head and face are malformed. I can only imagine how bad he got it in school. *Think of what just one good friend could have done for the guy. If you want a solution, sometimes looking towards religion (non-Islam) is the way to go for these guys. Hell, I think a good church would have done more for this guy that the wizards (shrinks) did.
  8. It is a hard question to answer. But, I think gatorman deserves some of the blame. His ****ty school teachers, too.
  9. "If it is yellow, let it mellow. Twice brown flush it down."
  10. Yeah, but this thread should be void of politics and full of news. I mean, the blood was still warm when some of yall decided to capitalize on the tragedy.
  11. There should just be an off-season "Zany Madden Trade" thread stickied.
  12. I thought it was worth a post. (Text below, sorry for the weird link/message board reaction). [Light] My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. "My what?" Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. "Wtf is a poop knife?" Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it. He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my !@#$ed up family with their !@#$ed up bowels. FML. I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. She will be getting her own utility knife now. [Edit: Common question - Why was this not in the bathroom instead of the laundry room? Answer. We only had one poop knife, and the laundry room was central to all three bathrooms. I have no idea why we didn't have three poop knives. All I know is that we didn't. We had the one. Possibly because my father was notoriously cheap about the weirdest things. So yes, we shared our poop knife.]
  13. My conservative friends think I'm too liberal. And, my liberal friends think I'm too conservative. And, that's fine by me. I think the Kelly allegations are sounding kind of serious. As a former Marine, I love the guy. I really hope him covering for a wife beater isn't true. Of course, there is more to this story than what the tabloid media of today is pushing. It just doesn't sit well, regardless.
  14. Haha, sometimes the 80s neo-con attitude here gets a bit loud. In other words, hold your ilk to the same standard you do your adversaries., lazies.
  15. No way... I'm too lazy to verify, but mildly annoying if true.
  16. I don't see it as very suprising a thread about racism, in any context, sees a Hitler comment. I guess, we are each entitled to our opinions, as wrong as they may be.
  17. You know I'm joking, right? *I collect coins and majored in Polysy, sadly.
  18. It suprised me how many people didn't know about Hitler's alter ego. It is almost like some folks don't know what they're talking about. Who do you think is under that mask?
  19. Well, I think Hitler appeared on coinage.
  20. Yeah, I'm not sure what that has to do with the extremely poor production NBC has crammed down the American throats. I mean, it happens most every year so I imagine people are just used to it. You do realize NBC makes money on this? At least after watching the 5 minutes of commercial per block this would dawn upon you.
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