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Well, we're big rock singers We got golden fingers And we're loved everywhere we go ("That sounds like us") We sing about beauty and we sing about truth At ten thousand dollars a show (right)

When I finally get myself together I'm going to get down in that sunny southern weather And I'll find a place inside to laugh Separate the wheat from the chaff

Here comes the story of the Hurricane The man the authorities came to blame For somethin' that he never done Put in a prison cell, but one time he coulda been The champion of the world

Man, those Coke distributors are tough to work for. "You know the pay was pathetic. It's a shame those boys couldn't be more copacetic."

My career path: Farm hand Snow shoveler (paid) Penny Saver carrier Loading dock worker Dishwasher McDonald's crew person and then shift manager Quality control inspector Assistant manager of a bar Parks department foreman Teaching assistant (as a grad student) Design engineer (1st job out of college) Professor Textbook reviewer (side gig) Freelance technical writer/editor (current gig)

Well you could've been anything that you wanted to I can tell The way you do the things you do

Workin' too hard can give you A heart attack (ack, ack, ack, ack, ack) You oughta know by now (oughta know) Who needs a house out in Hackensack Is that what you get for your money?

Jeez - even the Bills' podcasters are down to their second-string offensive linemen.

I always liked the original theme song (Rock Around the Clock) better.

So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do You see, I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

That's why they call him the Working Man.

When I was just a baby, my mama told me "Son," Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns" But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die When I hear that whistle blowin', I hang my head and cry

Divisional game against a lesser opponent.

Ranch. Just kidding. It's obviously blue cheese. 😉

Long distance runner, what you standin' there for? Get up, get up, get out of the door You're playin' cold music on the barroom floor Drowned in your laughter and dead to the core There's a dragon with matches that's loose on the town Takes a whole pail of water just to cool him down, yeah Fire, fire on the mountain

Opening theme: Closing theme:

Funny reply to the Dorsey tweet below that one:

Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top Lookin' for a moonshine still Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top Reckon they never will Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top Dirt's too rocky by far That's why all the folks on Rocky Top Get their corn from a jar

So one, two, three Take my hand and come with me Because you look so fine That I really wanna make you mine

It's a lesson to me The Ables and the Bakers and the C's The ABCs we all must face Try to keep a little grace

Sorry for the earworm.

You don't answer my call With even a nod or a wink But you gaze at your own reflection! You don't seem to see me But I think you can see yourself How can the mirror affect you?

Sorry, ladies - I'm taken. 😀

The instruments are prerecorded but the singing is live. I think we discussed this in the Ozzie thread.